clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Bismuth likes to pick Pearl up and swing her around! Big stronk blacksmith liftin’ her scrawny birb gf :3

 

this is killing me rn

 

w
wildcats

 

they're both wildcats...why can't they get along

 

What team

 

confession: i never saw high school musical

 

FUN FACT: feeling grody and sick is not, in fact, fun

 

emails u some hot beverage to feel less grody

 

thenk...i hope that helps with my stummy and general malaise

 

me, about the wildcats x2 combob: cheers at that game are gonna be so confusing
my dad: i figure they’ll just have all the cheerleaders get together and have them go “GO WILDCATS!”
me, in character as a hypothetical attendee: “WHICH WILDCATS”
my dad, also in character: “DOESN’T MATTER! GO WILDCATS!!”

 

rly wanna do more headcanons, lay some characters on me binch

 

Rose, Roxy, Calliope

Sadie Miller

 

Rose has a lot of more...adult-oriented books stashed away that she feels vaguely guilty about enjoying--not due to her finding the content itself objectionable, but because the sex scenes are laughably bad. ("That's not how anatomy works. I am fairly certain that's not how anything works.")

Roxy is a Pokemon champ, and has several teams--some that are incredibly strong, well-thought-out competitive teams, and some that consist entirely of Pokemon she thinks are cute. (She has at least one team consisting solely of cat Pokemon.)

Calliope has several full sketchbooks, but she doesn't like showing them to people--she doesn't think her traditional art is good enough, despite her friends vehemently disagreeing.

While Sadie adores good horror movies above all else, she also has a soft spot for so-bad-it's-good horror and mindless slasher flicks.

 

wildcats beat the wildcats 2 to 1

 

Go wildcats

 

i want more bath bombs but i am broke...the struggle

 

my sleep schedule is still hecked but at least i found my kindle

 

girlfriend: *writes me a thing*
me: *immediately puts the thing on my kindle*

 

someone on tumblr asked me for tmbg recs i am LIVING

 

I NEVER LINKED TO MY TMBG TRIP RECAP IN THIS THREAD SO HERE IS THE WHOLE THING