clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

big congrat on very cool trip

coincidentally that was sort of around my borthday and also when i was like 4 hours from toronto :00 legit i was in pearson airport on the 3rd

toronto pigeons are Weird, ive only encountered them a few times but they just...hang out on the sidewalk and kinda step out of your way like they are also tourists

d o u b l e t w i s t

also tim hortons breakfast sandos are in fact, solid, hi five

 

HIGH FIVE, THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I S2G I WOULD KILL FOR ONE

 

for those wondering why i continually spell it "wead"

 

the big thing i noticed was just how fat they were. very roumd friends

 

Spoiler: menstruation

i think i might wait to schedule my depo shot until my period is over so i don’t have to be at this point in my cycle when i get it.

in other definitely unrelated news, my uterus is on offer to anyone who wants it

 

also: page 42. this means fond memories of being ten and reading the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy in a tree at the park. good times c:

 

Spoiler: wead

also mad props to the good people at my local dispensary

i went in yesterday to get some prerolls, bc they have a sale on those on mondays, and i asked the nice lady helping me out if she would recommend this one pack of five, which was ~50 bucks, right

and she said “actually i’d personally recommend these instead,” and her recommendation was a pack of six that cost a good ten dollars LESS

like. that was her genuine recommendation. no trying to upsell me on something pricier, just telling me which one she thought was better, which happened to get me more bang for my buck anyway (i had been expecting to leave with just the five-pack and maybe a couple of the cigarette-style prerolls, but i wound up getting the six-pack as recommended and had enough to get more!)—like, i really appreciate that, y’know?

 

Spoiler

More green for your green

 

shit that's so much funnier than what i said, you win

 

Spoiler: wead tangent

at work we get a lot of emails including some about business stuff, and a lot of the ones about cannabis tend to have like

not for use in news wire services in the united states, or for dissemination to the united states

forbidden wead news

 

greg universe is a good egg, i stan

 

my mom has agreed to watch su in its entirety with me when she’s done with her irish choir stuff...eyes emoji

 

i know the "bi sexu" part is the most memeable part of my thread title and it's extremely good but i think we also really need to appreciate how brian mangled flans' name

"john" yes, correct

"hlans. burg" oh

 

hlans. burg is also fun to try to say

h'lans
Eta:
that clasic duo, linnell and hlans

 

it really is, tbh the meme has become a bit of a verbal stim for me when i’m trying to sleep

 

my peridot rp sub has a blogette now

 

tbh pearl, interrupted is so shamelessly self-indulgent that i'm amazed it's the most popular thing i've written

it honestly borders on idfic i think

"i am severely mentally ill so i'm going to write an au about mental illness and project hardcore onto my faves"

 

there is just something SO FUCKING HOT about the way amanda palmer moves her mouth when she sings and i cannot explain why

 

today's song: when will you die!

 

rip in peaches, cardboard monster truck hearse