clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

i should absolutely go tf to sleep but...not tired...not Sleeby

 

Sleep is nice tho. Get in bed and snoggle...

 

ultimately did and then proceeded to sleep until like...fifteen minutes ago

 

sometimes an aggressively mediocre fic is worse than a really awful one

 

The mediocre one gets your hopes up, or you can SEE how it could be better and youre like.....why

 

EXACTLY!! like, there’s a su fic i followed for a while that was...decent enough mostly but not much to write home about, and there were major characterization issues (i’m sorry but pearl is p much the least polyamorous person ever, why would she suddenly decide she was poly (edit: and that was FAR from the only characterization issue)), and tbh that annoyed me WAY more than if the fic had actually been COMPLETE garbage??

 

so the reason i had to buy a bunch of bras is that i seem to have somehow gone up a cup size, which is a bit surprising considering that i’ve been LOSING weight—when i got measured a few years back i was around 220 and now i’m around 200–but not necessarily unwelcome tbh

i thought i was a 38c but i guess i’m a 38d now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

sometimes the tid has its own plans

winneressed?

(eta, my reading comprehension is Uhh, and i missed the "not unwelcome" part so winner to that, witnessed for having to replace stuff, but back to winner for Low Prices)

 

the prices were SO low?? i got nine bras for like 35 bucks man

 

damn i feel almost normal and sane today?? feels good man

 

today's song: with the dark!

 

stronger than you...Very Good

 

keystone motel is the best episode of the sardonyx arc imo

very good and gay

 

a VERY incomplete list of plushies i own:

• smol chipmunk/squirrel
• hello kitty in a lion costume
• lion from su
• pumpkin from su
• two amethysts (a crocheted one from a friend and official one)
• all of the consorts from homestuck (lisbeth salamander the salamander, shell silverstein the turtle, nakolas cage the crocodile, and yiffyiff the iguana)
• lemonsnout
• bozly bear (big brown/black bear puppet that my dad would manipulate and came up with a whole personality for)
• the scary teddy from the nightmare before christmas
• santa!jack skellington
• gir from invader zim
• princess ada from a bug's life
• sizzle from the puzzle place (an orange kitty)
• black cat with a white snoot, socks, and tail tip
• mr. gigglesworth (a webkinz, the pink platypus one)
• cocoa puff (smol fuzzy brown bear with a red ribbon)
• spangles (smol pink and blue sparkly bunny cat thingy, gay married to cocoa puff)
• frankie (smol rainbow leopard, cocoa puff and spangles' beloved adopted daughter)
• smol black bat with purble wings
• waffles (larger bat puppet; name is short for waffle batter)
• t-rex from dinosaur comics
• waddles from gravity falls
• fuzzy pink pig
• gengar
• three (3) wobbuffets
• rick "sharky" dynamite (gray shark)
• kevin (plush bacon)
• many others

 

if u follow my baguette in any way, be it replying or just rating, ur cool in my book B)

 

this is way more than ten and only a small sampling from the first 13 or so pages

 

disenchantment is honestly a great show

 

cosplans for fanime:

• princess bean (disenchantment)
• mystery girl (steven universe)
• roxy lalonde (homestuck)

 

yes i'll post pics!!

also, stuff i gotta do for bean:

• buy components (wig, top, tunic, belt, leggings, orangey-brown eyeshadow and tiny makeup brush (for freckles), prosthetic buck teeth--i already have boots that'll work)
• cut and style wig
• modify tunic very slightly (add laces to the top, cut the indentation thingies into the sides)
• make luci out of cardboard or cardstock