clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

ate an entire bag of dolly mixtures and i am still not sure if i liked it or not

i think i liked it alright and would consume it were it given/offered to me but not enough that, were it available in the states, i'd buy it

(THE SQUASHIES WERE FUCKING DIVINE THO)

 

hit the diamond is legitimately among the best fucking episodes of the series on so many levels

 

shitty tuna sandwiches smell so disgusting, when i was in elementary school my childhood bestie brought them in their lunch occasionally and when they did i would have to sit somewhere far away from them at the lunch table because the stench made me wanna hurl :(

idk why i just remembered this but i did

 

if i were president i’d be better than trump, but i’d also probably try to issue an executive order that all women’s jeans need to have pockets

...wait actually that’s not a bad thing, Acey 2020

 

summer, aka the season where i most wish walking around tiddies out was accepted

edit: that will be part of my campaign platform too

 

acey 2020: put your bra in your pocket(tm)

 

i’m making you my campaign manager

 

it is accepted if you don't give a fuck

 

unfortunately i don’t wanna get arrested for “public indecency” :/

 

Spoiler

You want pearl to stab you with a “sword”, instantly

 

that too

 

should probably note that i totally would otherwise

 

come 2 canada its not technically illegal, i think

people will be mad and you might still get arrested for uh idk making people mad

 

also afeared of making people mad tho :(

 

my Disaffected Twentysomething Millennials Circa 2018 comic thing is gonna be like...so salty towards southern california because i’m a norcal girl and the town it’s set in is...basically the town i live in (and it’s canonically set in northern california so) but with a cooler name and an even more stifling atmosphere lol

 

is this an SU AU comic, or is it original stuff, or

 

Original stuff!

 

Tell us more!

 

I will when I have the spoons!