clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

that's valid

 

i have a friend who actually goes to that school that he dropped out of for nursing. umass amherst is a party school. it's also fucking massive and recently bought out a small private school just outside of boston to use for internship housing.

 

the idea of linnell partying is just so bizarre to me

 

it might not even be linnell who was partying. tbf the majority of colleges in massachusetts are balls deep into partying

 

huh, interesting!

i was an art student so we were mostly too nerdy to party hard :P (that or i just never got invited and neither did any of my friends—animation (my major), illustration, and game design were the holy trinity of nerd majors and there was some overlap in classes so i mostly hung out with people in those majors?)

 

i've only witnessed partying, i have never partaken in said parties, unless a party is drinking and smoking by myself watching good mythical morning

 

honestly that’s the best kind of party anyway

 

Spoiler: pearlmethyst, alcohol

just woke up from a dream that involved pearl and amethyst going on vacation and drinking many alcohol

Im not sure how pearl was persuaded to partake of drinks but she was Having A Time

Someone may have shapeshifted into an octopus solely to swim around in the ocean while drunk

 

My dorm was full of computer and business people. Once someone yelled in drunken-sounding excitement in the hall just before midnight, then presumably shut up immediately and went to their room because there was no further noise. This was so weird that I ended up talking to my neighbors from across the hall for a while because it was so unusual that we were all peering out our doors to see what was going on, like small town inhabitants of legend.

 

OKAY BUT THIS IS BASICALLY THE ROAD TRIP AU

MINUS THE OCTOPUS THING BUT THAT IS ONLY BC IT’S HUMANSTUCK

 

prophetic pearlmethyst dreambs

The plot also involved them bein hung over and Regretti afterward and maybe garnet showed up

 

oh there will def be regretti hangovers

 

good words:

• purble
• borger
• spaghet
• momther

 

Woter, snoggle

 

those are also excellent! i can’t believe i left ‘em out

 

aaaaah my neighbor nicole (aka the other lesbian i know of in this neighborhood, she’s a nice middle-aged butch lady and we all love her) has the CUTEST pupper

his name is turtle and he’s a long-haired dachshund and when nicole gave me a ride to the store the other day i got to hold him in the car and it was wonderful

he’s a good boy and i’m lov him

 

lookit him...a sweet baby

 

[cries in pearlmethyst]

 

here are some notes on the road trip au (feat. @chaoticArbiter)

 

this lady who helps with a lot of Pride stuff has this little dachshund named Georgia, who i think i posted pics of like a year and a half ago or sth

She brought her to a fundraiser dinner/raffle on sunday and it was delightful bc Georgia sometimes got to walk around inside, being a little sosig walking under tables and chairs (the rest of the time she was carried and received many pats)

And then her owner was like "cmon Georgia" and she Galloped over because "my human! :D :D"