clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

OUR TARGET DOESN’T HAVE THEIR PRIDE SHIT IN YET WTF...at least hot topic does so i got the socks and also some jewelry and a pearl plush

yes, i will have her make out with my amethyst plush

also gonna try 2 dye my hair light purble wish me luck

 

my dad and i were talking about team rocket and he agrees that james is super gay (but who doesn’t) and said that he always thought jessie and cassidy being exes was implied when i mentioned having seen a very compelling argument for it a while back

 

made it gayer

 

A crime against humanity. They’re fired.

Seriously my target has had Pride on display since early May, it’s JUNE why does your target not have its pride out yet? Is there another target close enough to get to? It’s very important to me that you get your pride gear!

 

I’ll prolly order it online, I don’t wanna wait ;-;

 

bleachin my hairrrrrrrrr

 

remov the colours to insert n e w c o l o u r s
prepare the floof for p i g m e n t s

 

there is spoder in the sink :( i am afeared

 

gain stremgth from these big gay shoes john hlans burg posted to the instant grammes (i dont have ig so i only occasionally remember to check anyones posts, catching up on the flans content atm)

 

oh i adore these...i want

 

You learn keyboard
I learn synth
We can be the next Aivi and Sirrashu

 

FUCK YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO START A BAND

 

How the fuck do we do this

 

Excellent question, I did not actually plan that far ahead

 

me, sobbing: john flansburgh is so wonderful why doesn’t everyone love him

 

my mom liked this post and my friend chelsea keeps making excellent simpsons references on my fb

 

sc pride was fun as always!! i got a rainbow flower crown, rainbow suspenders, a rainbow jesus fish sticker for my mom (she used to have one and loved it but it got messed up somehow), and several pins c:

Spoiler: nsfw

also got some nice leather wrist cuffs but shhhhhh

 

OH FUCK YES I JUST GOT MY BIG SSI PAYMENT I CAN GET THE GLASSES ORDER AND TARGET PRIDE SHIT AFTER ALL AAAAAH :D

 

i have TWO personal friends who are dads and they’re both so adorably happy to be dads and are always posting pics of their babies and it’s highly blessed

 

MY DAD LIKES HIS BDAY GIFT :D