clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

here are...the eggjamas

 

Now it is u who are egg

Egg l'eg

 

sticks my legy out real far

 

thats me when i'm sleep

legy: far
Arms: curl
Blankets: grab
Stuffed animals: serenely looking on

 

SAME, i am Unable to get to sleep at night if i do not have a thing to hug? usually i use a plushie these days (my favorites for bedtime hugs are my homestuck consort plushies and the su lion plushie cedar gave me for my bday) but i have a childhood blankie (now in scraps that i keep in my purse) that i used for most of my life ;u;

 

my pumpkin plushie is good to hug too but she makes a better pillow

i have Many Plushie

 

my tits fell out of my top while i was outside and i am so fucking glad no one walked by before i pulled my top back up

 

i wanna make a joke about how binders are boob jail but some still try to make a break for it

 

does that mean top surgery is boob execution

 

went to the record store hell yeah

Spoiler: nsfw bc naked lady

i already own i like fun but idk where my copy is, i have there will be no intermission and born this way on my phone but didn’t have them on cd, and i have never listened to dark horse or imagine our love (i’ve never even heard of the band, they’re called lavender diamond and i got it bc that sounds like a su character)

many thanks to @Inkblot for the nickelback album rec btw!!

 

FINALLY replaced my ecig...about time

 

also am i the only one who thinks it looks like a weird futuristic building?

 

but rainbow


...wait

 

SHIT UR RIGHT

 

The CN Tower is for vaping and vaping Only

 

okay but i initially parsed CN as Cartoon Network and i’m cackling even harder now

 

john linnell’s weird teeth make me feel wayyyyy better about my weird teeth tbh

 

Hell yeah

Yell heah

 

this older gay couple my family is friends with, jeff and rob, had a dinner party with their new neighbors and it looks like a good time was had by all

truly the Gays are destroying our society

 

realtalk though they're just about the nicest guys you'll ever meet, we stan jeff and rob in this household