clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

See? They're making the rest of us look bad by being so darn decent! What a hazard! What a thoroughly nice and decent hazard! Such a bummer. Let's go hang out with Jeff and Rob, those guys always brighten your day. Wait...

 

I KNOW, RIGHT?? I guess we could always hang out with Peggy and Cathy, they're great ladies to hang out with.

Oh wait...

 

my personal Gay Agenda:

• smooch gf
• steven universe
• john hlans. burg bi sexu
• be a good friend and a good person
• eat pizza

 

My Bi-Ace Agenda:

• Pasta?
• Check whether I have viable ace flag nail polish colors
• What about bi flag nail polish colors
• Hmmm I could do hands with ace colors and toes as one big bi thing across both feet because I think that could be fun
• Be a good friend and a good person
• Appreciate 13 from House
• Yeah I should definitely make pasta

 

Pasta is excellent so yes you should!

 

I did! It was v tasty!

 

Okay but what kind, I have to know

I does is have to know

 

Tricolor rotini, with a bit of butter, garlic, lemon, pepper, and parmesan for added delicious!

 

That sounds v tasty indeed!! :D

 

ALSO you’ll totally have to show me those nails!! That sounds super neat.

 

I may actually need to beg, borrow, or buy a few colors because I’m not that fond of pinks or magentas for nail polish usually, and most of what would pass for gray is gunmetal, which is too dark. But there’s time!

 

Yeah! :D

I'm so glad that SF Pride isn't till the end of the month, relatedly. I WANT MY PRIDE SHIT NOW BUT IT IS NOT HERE YET...I SUFFER

 

my dream jasperedemption arc involves her being just as much of a dumbass as amethyst

to be fair i kinda think she already is

 

defense zircon is literally gem phoenix wright and i love her

does this mean steven is maya fey

 

i put this on my parents' fridge months ago and they still haven't taken it down

 

importance level: high

 

VERY important, lov bismuth

 

wooloo is shaped like a friend

 

imagine...wooloo shepherds who sell wooloo wool yarn and care deeply for their beloved flocks