clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

flonfy

idk if u know the Circle of Magic books but 2 of the characters have Magic with fibre/cloth/stitching and im thinkin about mareep wool

like the one says merino fibres are very clingy and u have to tell them to calm down, What would wooloo and mareep and ampharos etc wool be like..........would mareep have tons of static

....pokemon plant fibres..........which friends would give u leafs etc to turn into yarn

 

i have not read those books but GOOD

and yeah i imagine mareep wool would be v staticky, probably not the best for fiber crafts? wooloo wool is prolly v Sof tho

and hell yeah grass pokemon fibers!! i think tropius’ bananas being edible miiiiiight be canon so there’s maybe precedent for it too

 

i am of the opinion that the gems are all fucking disasters bc that’s the universe’s way of nerfing them for being op

it’s a species thing

 

gems are an entire species of Disaster Sapphics and that is the kind of representation i want tbh

like yes

give me lesbians who are just as trashfire-y as me

give me a whole species of that

thenks crewniverse for my life

 

Spoiler: nsfw

you, a fool: gems don’t fuck
me, an intellectual: gems fuck c o n s t a n t l y

 

If anyone is watching E3, the xbox one just announced a game called Way to the Woods that looks very cute (has a parent deer and a baby deer navigating thru whqt look like abandoned human environments, headbutting vending machines etc)

And it has music by aivi & surasshu!

 

OH FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS EXCELLENT

 

do you ever log into reddit after a long hiatus and forget which subreddits you’re subbed to? because that just happened to me

specifically...

 

um

 

idk either man

no regrets tho

 

I remember seeing the gif'd WIPs for that on tumblr way back in 2016. I'm glad it's still trucking!

 

i don’t have an xbox 42069 or whatever the current xbox is but i am excite regardless

 

animation is cool and good

 

america runs on...

DUNKIN

OF COURSE OF COURSE

HE'LL MAKE YOU A STOPPABLE FORCE

 

god gave me severe mental illness and also a load of physical garbage to nerf me because otherwise i'd be too powerful

 

last night i wound up taking a bath about the temperature of your average swimming pool bc it was Too Hot for a hot bath

 

wosh but also coole downe

i wanna make a joke about like, how u can offer rats a chilled ceramic tile/coaster to c o o l them

local acey retreats to tub to escape zillion degree heat

 

Also........have u seen this ominous wooloo
What power do they have...

 

they’re my friend and i love them