clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

A coughaversary, you say??? How romantic!!

But seriously, happy anniversary, you two!

 

That’s gay

 

the perfect pokerap keeps getting stuck in my head

TERRYYYYYYY

 

Acey can i steal your idea of a "what i'm listening to rn" music thread

 

PLS DO, i stole it from artemis but it’s such a good idea

 

i have good and talented friends!!!

 

if you think this refers to you: congrats, it does!
if you don't think this refers to you: joke's on you it still does!

 

Spoiler: SU

 

what if weird al did a tmbg polka and called it This Might Be A Polka

 

peridot...good

 

Peridot is high key friend tier

 

i want to hug peridot if she's okay with it and watch camp pining hearts with her

 

do u think Peridot would be tumblr famous if she had a tumblr

this is an important question, i promise

 

yes because everyone thinks half her posts about her life are shitposts

how is her life this weird

why does she keep getting attacked by wildlife

 

i love?? music???

 

one of my mosquito bite scabs fell off and i got a lil blood on my brand-new backpack (which is light-colored so it was VERY obvious) BUT my mom managed to get it out using white vinegar and i think a small amount of soap?? thenks mather for my life tbh

 

like legit you cannot tell there was ever a stain there no matter how closely you look, she got it out ENTIRELY

 

if you're ever in a pinch to remove stains, Tide To-Go Sticks also work extremely well!!! i once spilled fuckin tomato soup on my IFC (edit: it was the 2018 one) shirt and was so panicked and then i realized that exists and suddenly the stain was no more

i also got chocolate ice cream on a white shirt and used it and the shirt looks just as white as before the chocolate ice cream

 

Note to self, get the chocolate off my Alola Exeggcutor shirt...

 

Caveat that the tide pens apparently dont work well on blood

My mom brought me a costco sized box of oxy clean which works like (chef kiss) hell yeah

Also fun fact, i told a friend about the tmbg Cryptid shirt and they might get it despite not being into tmbg, solely because it says They and has cryptids