clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

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bad and naughty pearls get put in the pearl wriggler to atone for their crimes

 

pls add me on fb @ acey jane nikkel to see a bunch of vile memes and chat w me

i use it more than tumblr these days

 

my profile continues to be...exactly what you’d expect

 

ooh, tell me more ;^)

 

I SUPER WISH I HAD A FUNNY RESPONSE TO THIS

 

i found?? cute jeans??? in my size???? for ten bucks?????

obviously i bought them, they fit flawlessly and i'm love them

 

relatedly women’s pants sizes really do depend on the phase of the moon and the whims of the gods huh

i wear anywhere between a 16 and a 20 depending on the brand and cut

 

This is why I have largely given up on pants, tbh. I own... One pair of jeans. Two pairs of shorts. And various stretchy leg coverings. Also skirts.

 

Not just the pants, i have shirts in M and shirts in XL that have the exact same fit

Hell i have a pair of pjs that is still in kid sites (~168) that fits looser than the XL shirt. The only change i made to it over the years was that i put a new elastic into the pants as the old one got crumbly.

It's insane

 

WOMEN’S CLOTHES NEED TO BE MORE CONSISTENT DAMMIT >:/

 

record stores are DANGEROUS PLACES for the acey...i almost never leave without getting something

 

legit my biggest issue with therapy is that i cannot wear eye makeup there bc i often end up crying and i don’t wanna look like a clown

ALAS

at least i can still wear lipstick and cute clothes

and it’s not like i’m not ALLOWED to wear eye makeup, that’d be really weird, i just don’t bc it looks stupid when my eyeliner is running down my cheeks and that is a VERY REAL RISK sooooo

 

Have you tried googling “eyeliner for people who cry a lot”

 

Honestly every waterproof eyeliner I've tried hasn't stood up to tears? Or sweat, actually. I wonder if it's because of the salt in tears and sweat?

EDIT: And after googling exactly what you suggested just to see if maybe there's something I haven't tried and can afford that might work, I've encountered a few eyeliners I've used that are just...not actually cry-proof at all. And the others all seem to be super fancy expensive brands, which I can only buy very rarely. :(

 

Darn :^/ sorry acey...

 

I’m trying the fancy mascara I bought the other day, since it’s implied to be tear-proof. We shall see!

 

my projected arrival date for my hot topic order is over a week from now that's so homophobic of them to make me wait longer than usual like that :/

 

depending on what the issue is, often movement/rubbing is much more destructive than just getting tears/sweat on it?
I have in fact despite myself mastered the debutante -fans at eyes and prissily dabs at tears with only the fingertips without rubbing- art of not destroying my makeup mostly for larp and cosplay.
But I also don't like sweat much so idk.

 

Sadly, I have hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating p much) and I cry like a baby, so the sweat aspect is very much a problem for me—I’ve sweated off meticulously-sealed paint before. :/