clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

apparently i’ve been heavily simplifying rhyme scheme notation but who cares

 

99 pages???? hot damn

 

my soft shitty body hurts like a mofo jfc

i woke up feeling like this

today has not gotten off to an auspicious start

 

Fuckin Tuesdays, man. They're contagious.

 

tuesday again SHOULD be no problem and yet!!

 

And MoThErFuCkInG yEt...

 

my body decided it was time to switch it up and invoke the “its TUESDAY you FAT NASTY TRASH” meme instead this morning basically

 

Y'ALL

MY INDEPENDENT LIVING COACH AND I MADE MAJOR HEADWAY IN THE SEARCH FOR AN APARTMENT FOR ME AND I MADE MULTIPLE PHONE CALLS WITHOUT PANICKING OR EVEN GETTING A LITTLE ANXIOUS

I HAVE ADULTED

(andy samberg voice) I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT

 

AND I ALSO JUST DID THE DISHES WITHOUT ANY REMINDING

 

like i know those are kind of little accomplishments mostly but like...i’m proud of myself!! i Got Shit Done and i miraculously still have energy to spare!!

(now if only i could find me gotdamn tablet pen so i could draw like i’ve been itching to for days x_x maybe i’ll just play some video games i haven’t finished later or something)

 

Fuck yeah, buddy!! I’m happy for you!

 

read: it got up to 97 today kill meeeee

 

tfw a friend turns out to have the exact same views on antis and nuance in shipping/smut/etc. as u...feels validating

(i’m not SURPRISED, we laugh at bad su critical takes a lot and that culture is p anti-adjacent, but still)

 

true story. i love my dad so much

 

“stairs to your house?” you might ask

well basically my house is built on a slope, and the first story is above the garage as a result. as such, there’s a staircase leading to the front door (which is actually on the side but it’s the only entrance to the house sooo close enough)

my house is weird tbh, i’ve had multiple friends come over and be like “omg acey your house is so big!!” when they first see it, but in reality it’s a p average-sized middle-class home? 7 or 8 rooms iirc (too lazy to actually double-check rn tho). and the second story is actually a loft, so it’s significantly smaller than the first one. BUT the garage being under the house and the second story existing at all makes it look a LOT bigger than it is from the street

(i like to call it a reverse tardis bc it’s smaller on the inside)

 

and don’t get me wrong, it’s a very nice house! it’s just not as huge and fancy as people seem to expect it to be from outside. :P

 

okay, counting rooms (although it’s open-plan and there’s an entryway but idk if that actually counts as a room):

1. living room/dining room
2. kitchen
3. downstairs bathroom
4. laundry room if that counts? (it’s literally just the washer and dryer)
5. my room
6. grid’s room
7. loft
8. parents’ room
9. upstairs bathroom (actually basically part of my parents’ room tho, you have to go through their room to use it and it’s minuscule)

so i underestimated, but as a few notes:

• the kitchen is smallish i believe?
• my room and grid’s room are on the small side for bedrooms, not TINY but relatively small
• i’m still not sure if the entryway or the laundry room count