"Literally 100% of my cognitive distortions are entirely objective and correct facts": local human I did a tiny bit of my work which means i get to hate myself for not doing all of it before now and also procrastinate more right-click on me and hit "delete" immediately, start from scratch you gotta just scrap the whole person. solid garbage. Has never done anything worthwhile lol. Is literally the only human without inherant worth, authorities amazed. local person garbage, needs to be recycled Fire me immediately. Just literally remove me from my home and ship me to the middle of the ocean. Replace me with a swarm of bees. Employer amazed at worker's extreme uselessness. Local idiot displays rare case of validated impostor syndrome; is literally just a pile of disposable plastic forks in the shape of an adult. This is extremely healthy thinking and i totally shouldn't be removed from the forum for just dumping compost all over the place.