I once pondered a fic wherein the soma cast fills in at Ahnenerbe, which is advertised as 'stump the student chefs' for some reason. Saber, because she's honorable, orders off the regular menu. Because she's Saber, she orders the entire menu. Lancer orders a boar. Gilgamesh refuses to take more than one bite of almost every dish. He's even worse than Erina. Somehow the only one that he considers barely passable is Megumi's. At one point someone makes Hayama and Archer stand next to each other. Neither understands why the others are giving them weird looks, or why the looks get even more intense when they talk. Somehow Soma's dad ends up on speakerphone and half the people in the cafe freeze up for a minute. In an effort to one up someone, Illya orders a 3-tier cake and a complete spit-roasted cow.