It would be less cursed if it weren't for the length of the neck. That neck just really emphasizes how rectangular the chest is, and it makes me think of an anglerfish lure.
I wouldn't be surprised if the neck was supposed to go down into the cake to hold the topper in place, but the decorator misunderstood the instructions.
Either that or Mickey Mouse had an affair with a giraffe and this cake is their horrifying bastard offspring.
Oh, if the rightmost dog was on the left, it would be a little orange / yellow / green rainbow of eyeflashes
For full understanding of the cursedness of this, please be aware that those purple icons up by the top are in a usually-impossible order; the one at the rightmost side is supposed to be on the leftmost side.