Cursed images

am i having a stroke

 

I both despise the very concept with all my soul and want a pair.

 

I know exactly what it's supposed to say but god fucking damn it if I know in what order it's meant to be or why there's an extra "who comes" in there. If English weren't my first language I would never be able to figure this out. Great design for an immigration pamphlet, A+

 

English is my first language and I can't figure it out.

 

"who decides who comes to this country" except there's an extra "who comes" at the bottom?? It's a terrible...whatever thats called, whatever they were going for.

 

Spoiler: kinda nsfw on account of background dildos

 

.....i think whats most irking me about this is, there arent any female minions to my knowledge. like, they dont exist.

 

God is dead and we killed him.

 

Spoiler: nsfw, pregnancy mention

 

"My heritage is strong and pure" is exactly how not to get someone to have sex with you.

 

Look at this bad to look at bug from genchat

Spoiler: Gross. Fleshy and bad.

 

Someone please post a lot of wholesome things in the blessed images thread, I need something to remove this curse.

 

acey why
it was bad enough seeing that on tumblr
why are you spreading it

 

It cursed me to spread it forever. It's so fucking cursed help.

 

It took me way too long to realise that's meant to be the Big Bang Theory

 

this popped up on my twitter and i wish for death

 

Anabelle looks fucking terrified to be at the beach. Now I'm also terrified.

 

i need to share with you all this vaguely cursed cake tutorial



you can skip the first 3 minutes if you want to. but something about the slow build from 'cake' to 'bizarre complicated thing that has neverending steps' makes me feel like i'm losing my mind

 

It started as ASMR and gradually became why and now I'm not sure whether to feel amused or sad and it's still going.