a bit of a dick move, considering Spoiler: ddlc spoilers the game uses the fourth wall to horrifically mess with you in a way that's more disturbing than psycho mantis, undertale, eternal darkness and hotel/asylum 626 combined
honestly the cursed part for me is the fursuit you are never going to get the smell of burning tide outta that thing
and also they're cooking, and fursuits have ventilation problems anyway so that's gonna be super uncomfortable for the person inside
Jenna, Jessica, and Jenny. That plus the Illuminati Laurens definitely won't cause any confusion. Does... does the bachelor get to set a specific criteria for his bachelorettes? Because that's the only way I could see something like this coming about.
"i want basically the most generic looking 'beautiful women' you can come up with" seems like the criteria here
Yeah, but I'm getting the feeling that "shoulder length wavy blond hair and brown eyes" were like a specific selector, because Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons can be hideously samefacey (there was a contestant list for The Bachelorette a couple years back where four of the dudes had the exact same face it was uncanny) but the producers try not to get too samefacey because otherwise the audience can't tell who is who. They've been becoming more generic over the years but this is a stretch.
