Cursed images

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by IndigoRiffRaff, Jun 3, 2017.

  1. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Did they even like experience the books in any regard?
     
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  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Did they even read the blurb on the back.
     
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  3. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    also they're making an artemis fowl movie?
     
  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Apparently. And the summary gives me hives.
     
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  5. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    oof
     
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  6. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    The casting is also pretty cursed. Holly is a white child, Butler is black, Root is a woman...
     
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  7. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    that sounds as bad as the new heathers
     
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  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    from what I've heard of this movie, it might replace Percy Jackson as the worst "did anyone on set even read the book" movies
     
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  9. Emma

    Emma Your resident resident

    And an Artemis Fowl movie could be so good if effort was put into it :(
     
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Yeeeah, this is one of those situations where it's kind of. "It's good not to make the whole cast white, but did you think about the implications of this."

    I mean, to be fair, "Root is a woman" could be pretty much the greatest if still played exactly like book!Root. Gross, angry, yelling, chain-cigar-smoking police chief who's totally going to fire you, but it's Judy Dench.

    But I think we all know that's not what they're going to do.

    I KNOW. That's the worst part! The pacing is very cinematic, and the plot is structured in such a way that you wouldn't have to hack a lot of bits off or work really hard to finagle it into a movie runtime. Get some people who know how to put together a heist movie and the script writes itself. But instead they're mashing the first two books together (probably to try to cram it into a YA Fantasy Adventure(TM) story mold and make Artemis into a straight hero instead of a tiny supervillain who happens to be a viewpoint character), so they're going to be leaving stuff out left and right and shooting the pacing of the stuff they DON'T leave out in the foot.
     
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  11. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    I feel like Holly's skin is described as tan on at least one occasion, which makes some of the casting even more :/
     
  12. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Not just tan, she's supposed to have "nut-brown skin".
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Okay so I went looking for my 17-year-old copy of the book that got left out in the rain once, and this is literally on the fifth page:
    Artemis has such a great sense of humor, you guys.

    4 pages later he demonstrates his warm-heartedness by poisoning someone so he can extort them by offering an antidote.
     
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  14. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    That would be super great if they kept the characterization
     
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  15. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Yeah. You'd have to alter the whole deal with Holly and sexism and whatnot, but you could make it work. Like M in the Daniel Craig Bond movies crossed with Sergeant Jackrum, and also hates you personally. It would be great, and I am unfortunately pretty sure it's not what they're going to do.
     
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  16. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Screen Shot 2018-01-24 at 4.02.23 PM.png
    which is a horrifying rendition of this
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  17. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    [​IMG] might have uploaded this one already, i’ve lost track
     
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  18. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    Okay I get this but also I raise you the Sci-Fi Channel Earthsea "adaptation"
     
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  19. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Oh it was painful
     
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