I don't think there's a thread for this anywhere, but I figure those of us who work in retail (or tech support, call centers or other customer service type jobs) could have a place to talk about our experiences on the job. Here's one from a couple years ago- one day during the summer, I was working the front register and a customer came up and asked me if the older woman near the back of the store was allowed to sell her birdhouses. I was confused, so I called a manager to look into it, and yeah a customer was trying to sell birdhouses in the store. The manager escorted them out and asked them not to come back. What about you guys? What stories do you have?