Deliberately Bad Fanfic Ideas

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by tickingnectarine, Feb 17, 2019.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Grumbling about the "Lord Potter" fanfic genre recently, and it occurred to me that, should Harry in fact turn into a mega-rich titled huge-dicked harem-assembling stuck-up pureblood superwizard, Hermione would go with Ron to demonstrate disapproval of same and puncture her former friend's ego. I now want to see this.
     
  2. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    I just learnt that the spanish empire used "plus ultra" as a motto, and now I can't get the concept of a bnha conquistador au out of my head

    I mean, the spanish empire was terrible and i don't want to link it to even fictional heroes

    but the puns
     
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  3. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Edgy dark Teen Girl Squad AU.
    Cheerleader has anorexia and What's Her Face cuts. It's all basically written like fucking Degrassi.
    Alternately, a Teen Girl Squad style high school AU for some other fandom, but I feel like that's more of an awesome fanfic idea, so it probably doesn't belong here.
     
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Phantom of the Opera/Dracula crossover ship. They meet because of their shared interest in young women in white nightgowns and then bond because of their respective interests in the music of the night and the wonderful music made by the children of the night.
     
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  5. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    as my sibling is playing Witcher 3, I’ve learned that Geralt is addicted to the in-universe card game gwent, which is basically a simpler MtG. and so: modern AU where Geralt is a national Magic champion who is renowned partly for his skill but mostly because he’s maybe the most conventionally attractive person who has taken part in any Magic tournament ever. there are multiple buzzfeed articles about him, all covering tournaments he didn’t actually win, one featuring a photo of him shirtless on his horse which Dandelion definitely sold them behind his back
     
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  6. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Troll folk song about in-clade hemospectrum clashes, based on "The Orange and the Green".
     
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  7. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    A Song of Ice (Ice Baby) and Fire
     
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  8. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    A North by Northwest x Due South crossover featuring One Direction
     
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  9. YggiDee

    YggiDee Well-Known Member

    I want a Leverage/Eizouken crossover, because I have called both Eliot and Mizusaki "a connoisseur of human motion" at separate times, albeit in completely separate contexts. I can't fathom, like, the circumstances of this crossover, but I'm imagining all of Elliot's "It's a very distinctive [punch/stance/knife]" and comparing it with how Mizusaki spends just watching how people stand up and walk. Parker and Asakusa can bond over their respective brainweirds and Hardison appreciates a fellow geek. This leaves Kanamori with Nate and Sophie and just typing that out is the most terrifying combination I can think of. Kanamori understands the hustle. She's fiercely loyal to her friends but understands their skills and when she needs to push them. A week watchinf those two and she'll be unstoppable.
     
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  10. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    I want a persona 5 /disco elysium crossover that smushes the game mechanics together so the thought cabinet and skills are harry's personas and joker's personas comment on all his actions, but i've got no idea for an actual plot.
     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Resurrecting this thread to simply post the phrase: Umineko Social Media Influencer AU.
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    The worst part of this idea is that I’ve genuinely considered that exact AU but for Steven Universe. I’d say great minds but in this instance I don’t think “great” is the right word
     
  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Umineko is so very very terrible because it would work too well. It's about a bunch of obnoxiously rich assholes who all hate each other but feel obliged to keep up the pretense that everything is fine, and they use each others' lives and families as proxies in a game of passive-aggressive oneupmanship, and also the author has an obvious thing for sadistic and dominant women that manifests as most of the female characters being richly psychologically detailed, complex, empathetically-written, awful people.

    Rosa Ushiromiya would be the worst thing to happen to Twitter since the nonlinear timeline.
     
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  14. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but it's set in Dragaera and written by Paarfi of Roundwood.
     
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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I'm actually writing this; Joelwurd on the assumption that the fan theory that A. Claire went to Alternia rather than dying and raised the lusus-less Elwurd is right. Trolls have no concept of incest, yeah?
     
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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I'm certain Marvus is psychically affecting how people see him and now I want a fic convo between two characters who see him entirely differently. Could be fun.
     
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  17. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    This isn't a fanfic but more of an accident? Still, I can't find anywhere more suitable to post and I'm laughing my ass off. Is it not possible to remove your fic after posting on AO3?

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    Edit: link here
     
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  18. Misty Pond

    Misty Pond Well-Known Member

    you can definitely remove your fics from ao3 after posting them (at least I don't recall any reason you shouldn't be able to), but this person doesn't seem to realize that
     
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  19. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    The title sounds so interesting, too, considering it was supposed to be an assclass/bnha crossover. The paper's a little interesting, anyway, even though it's entirely biased towards catholicistic morality.
     
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  20. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Yep, it's a button on the "Edit" page:
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