Deliberately Bad Fanfic Ideas

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by tickingnectarine, Feb 17, 2019.

  1. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Deku is now Catholic
     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I'm persuading my cowriters to let our otherwise serious cartoon crossover AU feature a cameo by Stampy the elephant.
     
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  3. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    redwall but warhammer 40K. the small animals are space marines and the abbey is their fortress-monastery. their bleak and tasteless rations are described in the same rich sensory detail as redwall feasts.
     
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  4. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I think you win the thread.
     
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  5. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    I would pay to read those descriptions
     
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  6. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    An isekai except instead of getting hit by Truck-kun and waking up in a fantasy land or a video game, instead they wake up in New Jersey. Standard isekai tropes otherwise.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Megacrossover is mostly focused on cartoons but we've used a few live-action movies. We're discussing the merits of including Hogwarts as an experimental school solely for trans kids.
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    A while ago there was a discussion on Discord I was involved in, and we decided that Hussie should be the villain of the pink moon, with an entourage of pink female leprechaun-like beings, perhaps pixies, with a golf theme, and the White King should be their "Mister Tee".
     
  9. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    TF2 by way of Monstrous Regiment.
     
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  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    The Octonauts as an SCP Foundation Mobile Task Force.
     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Actually serious thing I'd like to see; I did the maths on the trolls mentioning that the FLARP revenge reacharound happened "sweeps ago". A sweep being about two and a half years, that means they couldn't have been older than eight. I'd love to see something which took into account that these really were little kids doing all this horrible shit and how fucked Alternia is that this is perfectly normal.
     
  12. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    i have the power of return from death and i use it to go to action park
     
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  13. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    Happy Tree Friends where every time a character dies, they get isekai'ed into a different isekai manga. and then they die gorily there bc it's still happy tree friends and end up in another one.
     
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  14. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    The fic "I'll Build a Home with You" features trolls from a version of Alternia where Scratch never pushed the world into being an intentional hellhole, and there's a meet-ugly where Karkat and Dave have an altercation spawned by Dave mockingly asking if it's true trolls eat their babies. I wanna do something in a fic showing the fallout of someone asking that of a troll from an Alternia that is a hellhole, who says yes and doesn't understand why humans wouldn't.
     
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  15. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    That'd be really interesting! It makes sense that an alien world with completely different morals and social rules might view cannibalism differently, and id love to see exploration into biological effects. Do trolls as grubs have different enough biology that it wouldn't make someone sick to eat it? How far away in age matters? Do the different castes taste differently from each other? Fun side note within the bounds of plot, and in the spirit of the thread: an au about limebloods being hunted to extinction because of their abnormally good flavor and quality over them being "too strong". Also if cannibalism is a thing, I'm gonna say right here and now there's no way nepeta isn't a cannibal in it
     
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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    It is heavily implied that it's canon, at least in Hiveswap - Amisia says lowbloods taste "awful", and Grub Juice cans depict a violetblood surfing on a browblood grub's back (in a shoutout to Futurama's "Extreme Walrus Juice"). With the way trolls breed, with the Mother Grub laying millions of eggs at a time, it makes sense - grubs would strip the planet bare if they all survived long enough to pupate.
     
  17. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    Continuing my tradition 'is it bad, or just dumb'?
    The series of events to make this happen. Somehow.
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  18. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Group and I have the casts of movies and the remakes of those movies as separate people in our thing, so to distinguish the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory casts, I suggested one of the leads should instead be named Charlie Bouquet.
     
  19. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Batman AU where instead of secretly being a billionaire CEO and (one of) his heir(s), Batman and Robin's secret identities are rappers Lil' Wayne and Drake.
     
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  20. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Just realized that I could have made it Damian instead of Bruce, and I'm not sure which version is funnier.
     
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