Deresto's Thought Dump (Blowing Bubbles At My Problems)

I love hyenas so fucking much

 

Do y'all think becoming a butterfly hurts? It seems like it would be very painful and scary, yet caterpillars do it anyways, following instinct. Is it even the same bug after? Do bugs even feel pain in the first place?

 

Being responsible is too hard, can i just eat icecream and play skyrim instead

 

I love pretending to be a functional adult, it's hilarious at this point.

Me, talking to a professional in any capacity: yes, i agree that solution would work for many people, here is why. Thank you for coming to my Ted Ta-

Me, talking casually with my friends: i wonder what this cat treat tastes like

 

Test

 

Every time someone eats really fast im gonna consider it speedrunning now. Food competitions are just a form of professionals speedrunning

 

I have been informed that i have to be rude to make villagers i dont like leave my island, which goes against my very moral fiber itself. I know its just a game but coach is gross and i have nothing in common with him and he needs to go and i still cannot be mean to him for no reason. Also possibly katt, but they're growing on me.

I have also met blathers and i love him so much. Ditzy museum boy

 

Blathers is so good and I love him. <3

 

I??? Accidentally found and invited zucker to my village from an uninhabited island, not knowing he's apparently very rare and popular??? Hes so cute y'all i hope he comes

 

Oh hell yeah, Zucker is adorable!! Fingers crossed that he moves to your island! :D

 

Got one of my gifts early! May i present - cowabunga dude:

 

I don't know how I missed this, but I love it:



Its honestly both rad and scary to see dinosaurs just everywhere now in the series. Like the dad just saying the dinos are just nature, like. No? Humans moved on because that's what humans do, but it doesn't make it natural, or a learning experience, or safe, and i think they made that point well

 

Hey... so... If anyone reading this watches blark and son, i just wanna inform you that s2 ep4 is incredibly dark. Things come to a head with Stacey's alcohol addiction, and stacey junior's backstory is revealed. I know they play with dark humor in the show a lot, but they forgot the humor part this time. I'm legitimately crying and heartbroken and it was a great episode, but. Thought i should warn y'all.

 

I miss this show:

 

Does everyone in the service industry do that thing where a customer complains and you have to tell them they're wrong or something's not available or some such and you can see them becoming angry so you just hop in and agree falsely that their complaints are valid so you dont get yelled at or am i just wishy washy

 

Why can I not just go live in the middle of nowhere with my cat but also have wifi

 

To anyone interested! My uncle has a redbubble shop with some of his designs, mostly clown or nerd related, and it's having a 25% off sale on clothing items! Can confirm the cloth is soft and stretchy, and the designs are super vibrant! It's a side income he really needs so it'd be nice if you want to purchase or share, but I do realize some of his things aren't the most titillating if you aren't super into spooky Halloween merch of the clown variety

 

Also on more of a personal note, my sword pokè team has been completed and I'm about halfway through the game. I don't think my swirlix will ever be evolved but I'm definitely covering any deficits caused by pumping her full of different feathers and xp candies.

 

If I only like chicken if it's heavily modified by spices and/or sauces does it still count? Bird meat in general is not a fave but things like hecka spicy chicken curry, or chicken dumplings, or sweet and sour chicken are high on my Foods I Love list

 

For all I love to rant about communication being important to society, I sure am shit at communicating things myself