Deresto's Thought Dump (Blowing Bubbles At My Problems)

Why is dog and cat behavior so much easier to understand than human behavior? Like with an upset animal you can just look at them an tell something is amiss, but with humans it's a total mystery until they start screaming or crying or both

 

Big Mood

 

Happy birthday, steve irwin. Thank you so much for all you taught us about nature. You will be forever missed.

 

I wish I could be a parent one day, but I'm just plain Not Good Enough to be in charge of a life like that. I'm too much of a fuck up.

 

Watched Bohemian Rhapsody last night with mom, we both loved it. She forgot the aids part and we both ended up crying a lot in remembrance of my grandpa, who died of aids shortly before i was born. Not many people in my family know exactly how he died, many thinking it was cancer. I wish I could've met him, my mom says he would've loved me and my siblings very much, he was known to be a very kind and loving man.

 

Found some pastel rainbow glittery joggers today at Walmart! They are impractical and over the top and I love them to bits. I am the shiny gay:

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Also found this the other day and I still don't know how to feel about it:

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i need those joggers in my life

 

My sister just slowly walked up to me and handed me this sticker:

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Does it count as rare pepe

 

100% yes

 

She gave me more. I don't even know where the fuck the blue one is from nor do I know where the stickers came from in general, but I am not a fan tbh:

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What the fuck is the blue one even????!!!?!!!!?!!

 

He is Sport Boy, his favorite food is sports. He's sportacus' secret alien lovechild, and he must be within at least 50 feet of a sports field at all times

 

I cannot tell if you are just riffing or if that’s real and honestly this scares me almost more than the blue one itself. D:

 

Nah it was a goof, sorry to upset you. Honestly he's so weird and vague I could say any possible thing and not even I could tell if I was joking

 

Oh, I’m not actually upset, just joke upset, sorry to be unclear.

 

She gave me more. Help.

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Also another fucking blue man, what the fuck is happening:

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She showed me a couple of others, but she said, and I quote: "these aren't for you. These aren't for anyone".

I'm not posting them because they were Very NSFW. (It involved batman, superman, butts and dicks and I will say no more of the matter.

Fake edit: hhhhhh I can't with this. Where. Why. Who. How. When.

Spoiler: Big, slightly nsfw

 

:3c

 

*does own idea* i was struggling to find a semi positive stranger encounter and then remembered when i was 9 i went to mexico with one of our churches mission trips, and seeing as my grandma was going i got to tag along. While there i met a twelve year old boy who proposed to me with a grape lollipop. I hid behind my great aunt and told him i dont like grape flavor and in hindsight that was pretty assholish of me. Oops.

 

i mean, to be fair, grape flavor is vile

 

Went to bed yesterday at 10, woke up at 730. Went back to bed for a few more minutes and woke up at 1530. Ugh.