Discussion on forum traditions Re: Thread continuation after 1000 pages.

Honestly if I'm bein' real this is a better fit. Like a particularly tacky pair of light up heelies, the kind that make parents cover the eyes of their children as you pass, lest inspiration strike and the devil worship of Big Red's own footwear begin in huddled circles behind the bleachers. But I shall care not for their stares and whispered disparagement's, for mine is the way of the future, where a dude can roll through the halls among friends and equals. If by wearing these heelies today I can pave the way for the heelies of the future, then I will fuckin' commit to what was initially a bit and has now become something of a dangerously unironic diatribe about the importance of personal aesthetics to self expression in order to give ya'll this message.

Life is short for non-silicone based lifeforms. Wear those heelies. Even just at home. Wear the heelies of your soul. You'll feel better for it.

 

JOKE SYNC TOO FUCKIN STRONG DAVE

 

where is the government-assigned quirk generator

also i'm going to be this nice shade of purple and have incredibly sporadic switches between no punctuation and capitalization and incredibly uptight, overbearing, and grammatically-correct sentence structure.

 

Solid life advice but I heelied into my television and broke it and also electrocuted myself. I'm suing.

 

CARVE IT INTO YOUR SOUL
that feeling isn't electricity through your limbs or smashed plastic, it's conviction
it's purpose
it's something you should probably go to the hospital for

 

If I keep the plastic will I turn into a discount Wolverine?

 

yes



it's this one though I'm sorry I can only do so much

 

goddamn look at those LEGS

 

This color will either be a witty reference, or fall completely flat, depending on what theme you are using.

I, of course, already knew which would be the case.

I am nothing if not an Excellent Host.

 

oh my god

 

oh it's still bad

 

somehow this background doesn't make it better either

 

It's fine on Kintsugi Dark

 

That screenshot looks dope on blurpletsugi, it looks like the text is transparent

 

it looks pretty normal on classic brown

 

Im sending you my eye doctors invoice

 

Excellent Hosting intensifies

 

It's actually not that bad on magenta.
... As in it's physically readable.

Otherwise, yeah, it is that bad.

 

Christ that's a posting war-crime, I'm legitimately sorry