as it turns out, nope. oh well, i've got all day. *some timelines later* TIME TO DIE, FISHFACE ... i can't do this. surrender. please. please. shit. alright, new approach. round 1 (ish) start! :T
I guess I need to beat the shit out of you first? Well, with pleasure! #i don't want you dead, but you're still a right beach ready to simmer the fuck down and listen yet? and not a moment too soon. now if she would just stop them entirely... @Bel Capricorn thank you for the offer, but hell no
hmmm, continued pleading didn't do that much good last time well, given how much she's gone on and on about not running away, maybe she'll take pity if i try to flee? iiiiiiinteresting that's new. OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE LADY. I'VE RESET THE TIMELINE AT LEAST TWICE TO NOT KILL YOU. SUCK IT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY GODDAMN MERCY LIKE A BIG GILL. AAAARGH YES I FUCKING WILL, TIN-CAN TUNABAKE fffffffff, back here bye.
uh yeah, duh, where else is there to go? ...except run ahead apparently. :D enjoy you dumb armor movement penalties, you miserable placoderm ah, bonehead, not really the time mmmmmmmmmnope do you have any idea how many times she's killed me today? :I you're fucking incorrigible, you know that? let's not. well if i can just run past her, might as well die and try again to save myself the candy
ehehehehe wait, what? oh right, green. siiiiiigh, alright, i can play your stupid little game for a bit. clink clink clinkata clink oh would you look at the time! It's fucking walk-o-clock. can't catch me, you clanking hagfish! we shall see about that mmmhmmm actually, let's meet up right now at, uh, "HOTLAND" i'm sure she'd appreciate a great big hug from you especially one that left her unable to move.
guess they weren't fucking kidding when they called it hotland. also, you can kiss my beshorted behind, surf n' turf. well, leaving you there to die would defeat the purpose of this whole excercise, so i'm gonna uh hydrate your floundering ass and then make like a puddle and evaporate, i think. on my mark, get set... jet! oooor Undyne could turn around and leave #finally someone gives me a speck of gratitude #about damn time #now i'm gonna go flick shortbones in the nasal cavity for sleeping while i was running for my uh... ninth?... life naturally. the fuck is you? you know what, forget i asked. dot dot motherfucking dot
the geology of this place makes less and less sense. #nice columnar jointing back by the bridge, tho aw, what the fuck, why not. ... the shit? oh boy! sure do love those surveillance cameras! SURE DO LOVE THOSE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS ... hi. uh huh #no colors, i see wait what
SURE DO LOVE THOSE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS sweet, very nice of you, now if you'll excuse me momentarily, Mr. Toy Knife here has an appointment with Dr. Console. so none worth talking about and none worth talking about, respectively surveillance cameras. sure. do. motherfucking. love. them. Great! Why don't you start by NOT MOTHERFUCKING CREEPING ON ME ANYMORE. #i swear, if you were watching when i was taking a wee behind that tree... wow thank you for that 100% most definitely not a trap offer to the exact place i don't want to fucking go #and, of course, thee exact place i have to fucking go #because the world hates me #or at least because gore-ass is a canny bastard naturally. *castor veeeeeeerry slowly raises one eyebrow*
... or something? #eyebrow remains raised *castor veeeeeeerry slowly raises the other eyebrow* :I well, thank you for that on a scale of "everest" to "the planet motherfucking jupiter" how teensy are we talking here yeah, of course i don't know what else i expected, really with my luck and my apparent ability to glow in the dark nullifying any remote possibility of stealth? ha!
like i said. don't suppose you could train those security cameras on *him*? give us a touch of advance warning? oh no, nothing, just the floor-shaking clanking of my impending demise oh now you catch on siiiiiiigh. because one chrome-plated combatant just wasn't enough for a day well, you look familiar. weren't you the one that cheated me out of the only halfway decent puzzle in this damn place? hey, dr. murderbotmaker, even if this isn't the right one, can i break it anyways? sure you don't mind if said hand has a combat glove on, do you? who the fuck are you calling gorgeous oh with my luck it'll be something incredibly obnoxious like "no heaving the show host bodily into lava" #or is that magma? #it's underground, but subaerial #:?
oh, much better. #my answer is "lava" let's see what you're made of, watson. oh, of course. siiiiiiiigh might as well vent some frustration uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
... congratulations, you have managed to make me EVEN MORE CREEPED OUT BY THE FUCKING SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS HUZZAH ... which i am probably responsible for most of #whoops #guess you all wind up with a tyrannical god-king undyne timelines 1 through 8 #sorry yall *jazzhands*
my thoughts exactly ... this doesn't go anywhere. was that motherfucker just waiting inside the wall?
I DID NOT KNOW THAT DIALOGUE WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU PICKED DON'T KNOW? OH M YGOD? THE IMPLICATIONS I CANNOT
