Alright, let's get this show back on the road! I've got a flower sympathizer and soul-eater to punch in the face a lot. Okay, what kind of Problem Sleuth bullshit is this? a walkthrough of a game within it?? are those plants being ground up? Guess Dr. Murderbotmaker really isn't so bad. [missed a couple of alphys's not!facebook updates here about forgetting to record my fight with Undyne. such as it was in this timeline] Propane-oxygen wall torches? Swanky. d'awwwwwhshit *heart eyes motherfucker* lizards with whiskers. now i've seen everything. i'm sorry, who the fuck designed these escalators? hell yes, geothermal power. You're damn right that fills me with determination! Good energy source, best friend. #relatable okayyyyy, time to evaluate how much i really want to step on this thing. eh, I'm functionally immortal, what's the worst that could happen?
coulda been a lot worse, all things considered. you what now. somehow I've got a feeling I know who it was anyways. hell yeah, time to go all Tiffany Aching on this joint #not fairyland #but fuck it close enough *shakes fist at sky* RADIATIOOOOOOOOOOOOON! :T #why this #why me no worries, i recognized you by your sprite i mean voice
makes sense. well, i mean, blue shit being harmless if you stay still makes no goddamn sense, but i'm more or less used to it at this point. *narrows eyes @ suspiciously portal-looking laserbot* hoo boy noted, but what will they do? sigh. Oh well. CHAAAAR- [pasting error, the next one says "claws haven't shook like that since Undyne called to ask me about the weather] ...huh. That would be more of a problem if there were ever more than one way to go down here. #railroad
let me guess: you're gonna tell me which way to go. these better not be more bullshit cop-out puzzles. eh, sure. OH YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING NOT #i've had quite enough of that with toriel, thank you -_- #yes i know that is my default expression #can you guess why p fuckin easy. did i stutter, or...? more importantly, what the fuck is going on with your body?? so have you just been in here staring at this trivial excuse for a puzzle struggling to solve it for however the fuck long? #i may be a nerd #but you're just a sadsack
oh hey. Managed to call without liveblogging it this time? i was figuring I'd just take the zap, but "totally impassable" works too. Also, please stop watching me on your screen. It's fucking creepy. eh, that works too, but unless the Underground has mastered the art of Movie Style Hacking, I think I'll be in and out by the time you do #i'm a busy kid #time's a burnin ... yeah she's got administrator privileges to the laser controls and had that entire convo with her claw over the off switch for that laser, didn't she easy as pie. well that massive blast door doesn't look ominous at all. solved AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKIN SOLVED yes. that is what i literally just said.
... that's new. thaaaaaaaaaaat's new. :I you don't say ah yes, allow me to fall to my knees in gratitude of your miraculous hacker powers of "light switch" -_- we are completely blown away by this shocking twist.
do you have a picture of clouds glued into that window frame? sweet. time to fry a motherfucker's circuits in my frying pan. human stew, i don't doubt. #lies ingredient one: pain ingredient two: being thrown bodily into basalt melt of course. Is this a regular feature of the show, or something special just for me? what about my SOUL ah, silly me. can I SPARE the eggs? human flesh?
eh, close enough. #nobody appreciates me for my body #need to work on your lines ''''honey'''' #getting predictable #you'll never make it in hollywood with that delivery put some skill ranks in improvise next level, dr. Imreallysorryaboutthemurderbotipromise don't feel bad dr. stalkerscreen, i didn't have a snappy answer to that one either. #was gonna settle for slapstick instead #audiences love slapstick #by slapstick i mean beating your dumb robot to pieces with a frying pan #if that was unclear
this is a trap, isn't it. sure thing, ''''sweatheart'''' cute. what, can't SPARE a minute? yadda yadda yadda all this murder talk is starting to get a bit blase like a jetpack? a jetpack would be real nice. FUCK. YES.
took the words right out of my mouth. getting a bit Cave Story, are we? #if there's a rope i need to grab before instigating a boss fight to save someone's life #best tell me now steam turbines, i'd imagine. what, took the wind out of your infodump? hoo boy. alright, into the heart of the beast. oh wow, you can see the heat haze off the melt from here. Thank god for whatever bullshit cooling they've got to keep these walkways below 100C, i guess. juuuuuust a touch, yeah. ... no comment.
your shitposting talents are unrivaled, dr. weeb #phd in nyaa nice username, tallbones hell yes :c poor depressed ghost friend fare thee well, manly bandanna. *castor ceremonially drops the bandanna into the molten rock below* #i'm leaving you in favor of that hot piece of apron on the ground thank you
thanks for sharing. :I yeah, some asshole pulled a konigsberg bridge on me here, didn't they #guess i've gotta go harass dr. takinashit in the bathroom now #whee no dice. :I
oh right backtracking is a thing whups uh, no? lots of people have striped shirts ...oh #none of you have any damn idea what a human looks like, do you? ok. glad i've got you here to keep me safe from humans, sirs. #fuck sure hope its not what i'm thinkin tell you what, how about we all go our separate ways and pretend this never happened. deal?
no, i suppose not one of you seems a lot more into this than the other "your friend is kinda an ass" what is it with the royal guard and putting couples together? anyways, you two can get your smooch on, I'm out.
