some nap time & pie later... uh, not that I don't appreciate your kindness, but... again. thank you for offering me your home. but. I do have people i love up. above. in the human world. They're gonna be so worried about me. I'm sure you understand. #that was probably mean |: | |: | no, really. how about an exciting map
"Did you know that snails..." I did know that, actually. That's why they're cyrtosomes, although the phylogenetic validity of the cyrtosome versus diasome classification of molluscs is disputed. None of this actually has anything to do with ME GETTING BACK TO THE SURFACE, though. fuck shit she's fast. almost beat her to the door, though. wait, one-way? okay, I can see why you're a bit nervous about me leaving now, but let's like, go back up to the living room and discuss this over a nice slice of butterscotch-cinammon pie, not do anything rash like blow up the exit ):T WHOA what the fuck counterproposal: no uh. you couldn't have told me this back when I first asked?
... I mean I'm not too hot about this dying thing, but... maybe you should give them some better advice about what to do in fights than "let me handle it" ... I... do, but. You are also trapping me here, underground, forever, until I die anyways. That's kinda heavy shit for a child. also if i had to live with you my whole life i would go fucking nuts. sorry.
LIKE HELL YOU DO see, this is why trying to make small talk with someone shooting fire at you never works! FUCK! i meant to try to guilt trip her, but eh, that works too screw it this can only end well look, we both really don't want to hurt each other What am I doing? The same damn thing you are! hm. no. stubbornness? no wait, DETERMINATION
still no you first that's what I'm TRYING to do ... no. still no. i know. still. ... i want to go home. that's all. I'm sorry. ... no.
uh ... yeah. Thank you for understanding. they're very small even if you haven't thank you. i can see how hard it is for you. wait, why? I thought you said the exit was one-way anyways? {:C wait, I'm still gonna come upstairs to say goodbye properly.
and also because i'm feeling a bit toasted. Imma take a nap before I hit the road, too. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK uh good to know? Toriel? Toriel? Not here either. hm :C Time to break out the big guns yeah. yeah. time to go, I guess.
onwards. oh for fuck's sake nyeh heh heh i'm a creepy flower who waits until children are alone i think i'm about to punch you in the stamens, is what I think u wanna go? that's not true. I don't-kill probably hundreds of people every day. wanker wait, this time?
like you, say? i don't... think that's how death works? nah. might just kill assholes like you, though. well, definitely not that one. wait what
Nope, Mx. Deep Dream Voice clearly said I was wait fuck. that wasn't how I wanted that declaration to go oy vey. Plants, I tell you.
welp, according to the music, I have apparently stepped into the Yume Nikki zone. in the absence of further evidence, I'm gonna say that's flowey being a creepy voyeur drat. walk softly and carry a plastic knife or walk softly and carry a damn twig don't sound quite as practical. FUCK what was that sound
okaaaay, i'm p sure i saw someone following me there for a sec yyyyyyep who's asking? well, not sneaking up on them in a creepy wood after a trying encounter with a very unpleasant flower would be a start. ... you aren't trying to trick me into some sorta deal with the devil here? |: |
what tipped you off? The skin? :/ ... Castor. okayyyyyy i don't think I like the sound of that that fails to make me feel better so, unfunny cop, bad cop, then? yes this seems legit not that i can go anywhere else
Oh, we're finally entering the part of the game you're wholly unacquainted with, aren't we? *Settles in with popcorn*
you couldn't spring for a conveniently-placed doric column like Toriel? wait what what is it with people down here and fucking puzzles? station...? like a guard post or something? I don't think I like this situation. *deepest sigh, but not really because if a skeleton can talk with out a larynx they can probably hear without a tympanic membrane or inner ear*
haw. i don't suppose I could make a break behind him right now, for maximum irony? yyyyyeah fuck this shit, i'm out how about a plastic knife to the pelvic girdle? cool story, bro not bloody likely
