eeeeeew |: | honestly, I don't care if you're trying to get me captured or pull a fast one over on this wanker anymore the only thing more pathetic than that little prompt is the fact that he will probably fall for it
View attachment 5800 |: | #called it .... *eternal unimpressed face* .__________________________________________________________________________________________. i'm with the bombastic pile of bones who wants me thrown in jail here, which should say something he's a skeleton, he cant help it sheesh, one would thing you'd have learned to to read meaning into facial expressions you can't help but make oh no
okay, I take it back, you pisspot flower, murder through frustration is sounding increasingly appealing no please don't don't do it i almost had half a shred of a mite of a hair of respect for you there i hate everyone down here and want to go home well, even more than i already did |: | dammit. shoulda split instead of internally breaking down in tears over those puns. so much for determination
suspicions: confirmed here: get the hell out of wait what a) no b) hell no c) go jump in that river d) will it make the puns stop? i'd love to, but I have a busy schedule full of not getting captured except to my sanity okay, that I can believe
I remember hearing Papyrus say "Boondoggle" for the first time. It was then that I knew this game would help me... BONE up on my vocabulary. NYEH HEH HEH.
that was definitely not "ahead" you just went. Do you have a shortcut? eh, sure. beggars can't be choosers. no sher, shitlock wait what that's impossible! I know i've seen a lot of weird shit today but that that just defies all common sense laws of reality a sign actually being fucking helpful??? welp time to see where the other road goes |: | of course okaaaay ಠ_____________ಠ how about... no
..... and I think that's all I'm gonna do today tune in at some unspecified point in the future for more of Castor's pun-tormented adventures.
If Castor hates puns, this was possibly the worst monster-filled cave to fall into. Looks like you're doing well w/the gamplay stuff so far! I love this game. *^* #GloriousPuns
well, once more unto the breach, i suppose (oh hey, it's vriska serket and sayaka miki's lovechild, if i remember my vague spoilers correctly. wasnt expecting mention of her this soon) oh fuck me nope, just a passing lamp here, pay me no mind ... was that rock there before? is this some sort of horrible unhelpful-self-pushing rock ambush? castor is torn between relief and |: |
a lamp you did jack shit and fuckall, mate i swear to god, if you start singing Wicked... oh! not to worry, I can help. that's the bit where I seduce you into letting me go, and possibly slit your, uh, vertebrae on my way out. sorry, it's mandatory. *le sign* i really need to put some more ranks in stealth. or failing that, in ability-to-walk-under-trees
okayyy... Don't get me wrong, I ain't complaining, but uh is running away from the person you're trying to capture standard proced... oh god there's a bunch of inane puzzle traps ahead, aren't there yes i suddenly feel 100% safe motherFUCK, the stalker rock split when I wasn't looking shit, i'll have to be on my guard here, I'll make a list. Things Castor is on guard for: - plants - puns - 'helpful' skeletons - stalker rock
:I :I :I :I okay, points for honesty, i suppose gosh, i hope i'm not walking into some sort of trap here.
fuck you, signmaker. I'm gonna shove one of your signs right up your stupid ass. hahahaha it's fucking lamp o clock also, my previous oath of vengeance stands, signmaker you and your fucking ooops! you won't know what i meant until it's too late 'warnings' and your little dog too nope, just a decidedly non-motile lamp here. #sessile af fuck
like hell i wi- wait really now okay, what to do? this isn't toriel, this guy is out for my blood and I don't know if I can guilt trip him into letting me past. on the other hand, he's kinda too pathetic to feel good about killing. i'm too young for this shit
right, then i am the hand that lurks in the night, the scritches that strike unwarned i am a phantom on the breeze, unseen, unheard as elusive as the lamp itself okayyyyyyy I am beginning to thing Toriel exaggerated the dangers of the underground outside the ruins, too. I don't know why I'm surprised.
