fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh thank goodness, I haven't been pun-ambushed you don't say thank you, that was actually helpful was that so hard? *sounds of castor trying to destroy a sign with a plastic knife*
fuck! how does he keep doing that? goddamn miserable teleporting skeletons sweet, i'll just sneak around behind wanker while they're arguing and hope comedy hour doesn't tip him off fuck abort plan, i'm not getting any closer to those puns than necessary oh. okay. de-abort plan 3... 2... 1... sneak! :T note to self: learn to sneak up on things that are not vision impaired dogs i hate being right
i'm not sure to hate you for the pun or sarcastically thank you for the obvious tip-off fortunately, we humans are masters of nonverbal communication. i am completely blown away by this- unexpected revelation
gosh, thank you for telling me, i don't know how i could have figured that out on my own no just shut up so i can get on with the pain and suffering #considerably less pain and suffering than listening to you tho
okay, that was actually pretty funny. stick with slapstick, comedy hour. especially to people who aren't me. how about... no chuuuuuuuuuuuuump #still no puzzle solving for me though #i am more than okay with that in this context, though are snails a thing down here? also, what's going on with the bedding on the side of this cliff? we've got repeating units, probably not more than a few dozen cm thick. can't get close enough to tell their lithology from here, but still something odd to find in a cave. I would be expecting dissolved limestone, mostly, although now that I think about it, the mountain i climbed and subsequently fell down into didn't look super karstic . Can't be lava tubes, because this is pretty sedimentary looking. I suppose it could be flow banding, though, so I can't completely rule that out. This could also be a stream-carved cave, I suppose. I guess that's my working hypothesis. if these rocks are sedimentary, that also raises the question of how the mountain got here. these look pretty tectonically undisturbed, but they could be one limb of a big recumbent fold, or the hinge of a relatively shallow upright antiformal fold. Now that I look again, I can see what could be small-scale folding in cliff rock. Maybe that's compositional banding, not bedding or flow banding. I'll have to keep an eye out for more outcrops where was I? right, the joker and the idiot. #you don't say that really doesn't tell me anything about how difficult it is, though #for someone so tall you set a damn low bar
well i'm glad at least one of us is #lying oh thank goodness, i was worried that was normal down here eeeeeeugh you know, i really must be going nuts if you're starting to sound reasonable. Hell, I just realized I walked up and talked to you of my own volition. Fuck, this place is taking a toll on my mind already ... i take it back.
these cliffs continue to get weirder. I was wondering if they might be fault surfaces, because this side doesn't seem to have any flowing water to carve channels. At least not that I've seen. I suppose that gap could be a joint, but an extensional regime in this area makes the mountain make even less sense. I suppose it could be local extension on the top of a fold, though, or possibly a change from a compressional regime to an extentional one over time. Or I could be looking at a horst and graben system, I suppose, with the mountain I climbed one of the horsts. ALSO HOW THE FUCK IS THERE SNOW AND TREES UNDERGROUND? golf. really. nah fuck this also what the shit, cliffs? FUCK why why god, why? how have I sinned that I am being so punished? yeah, i can just walk around this one, can't I
i can't even find it in my heart to be unimpressed anymore. Wait, no, I take it back. #seriously, you couldn't even poison it dude? oh sweet, a nice exposure for me to look at. ... yeah this doesn't help me at all. and the cliff faces just keep making less and less sense. man, now I owe that one uncle on facebook an apology #ahahahano thank you, helpful, cleverly disguised map uh. lamp definitely a lamp. if I don't smell like a lamp, someone must've pissed on me
please just piss on me please just piss on me please just piss on me fuck okayyyy, i officially do not like this situation
aaaaaaaaugh! wait, i'm still ... alive? conscious, at least? what? I am not complaining but, what? I'm alive! despite distinctly remembering getting my head chopped off. uh. well, this is a lot to take in. i am getting the oddest sense of deja vu... (yes that was legitimately Castor's first death)
here we go again. I don't suppose I can offer my congratulations to the newlyweds in lieu of a summary execution? uhhhhh that's good, I hope? damn that's sweet, I suppose just, uh, kinda lethal time for desperate measures fuck yeah! now I just need to survive to put that to use phew okay, that's better than the axes, but not quiiiite what I was hoping for
hi, dream voice. Do you have something to do with this timeloop shit? okay, I've got this this time stop, drop and roll so far, so good. I really do need to get better at this dodging business, though. i am the hand that pets in the etcetera etcetera fuck! i, well, i'm glad to broaden your cultural horizons but could you, like, lay off with the axes? good, like that. good fellow dogs. because I am also a dog. yeah, i think i'm gonna get out of here before they start experimenting with petting each other see ya you're welcome for the marital help thanks for not killing me bye well after that brush with death. or two hits and a brush, really this is almost a enough of a relief to not be pathetic. Almost.
wow. that was almost as much of an accomplishment as walking down a hall by myself. |: | plenty! I'll just wait right here while you go get it. and I will inform you that I never lie about staying put. ssssure, let's go with that. yay is that a proposal or something? I was kinda hoping you'd go in the other direction. You know, towards the pasta. hum te tum, nothing here but the wind
damn it. okay, yeah, i'm pretty sure you're hitting on me now finally, something that actually requires thought. you get 1/100th of a point, longbones. i would make a snarky comment, but that was actually the first thing down here that could be dignified with the name. unpossible I literally just followed you over here, dude. maybe. I'm gonna reserve judgement for now.
the who the what now? yyyyess that is what impassable generally means, yes. how... unexpected i would say that sounds pretty harmless, but who knows what the dogs around here think of oranges.
