piranhas. of course. how silly of me, worrying about dogs. okay fair enough. let's get this show on the road ooooooor not i was beginning to lose hope of something normal GOD DAMN IT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS
juuuuust gonna dodge that doge or not RUDE. Didn't anyone ever teach you manners? *castor fixes you, dear reader, with a long, despairing look*
easy as butterscotch/cinnamon pie that sure is a lotta trees. d'awwwwHAT THE FUCK why oh god, i'm going to be spearmurdered by an overexcited puppy (also, is that I walls covered in blood musical reference I hear, Toby?) right then
Let's check the other way too. welp. Please tell me those are a bunch of slowly vibrating puppies and I didn't suddenly stumble into Cirith Ungol or Ered Gorgoroth. a cave. within a cave. this is making less and less sense. wait a sec, I know that symbol Can't get in, though. wonder what's with that house down there. Also, holy hell, this cavern is fucking enormous. What the hell made this place? I have a name. ... not that I ever told you though, whoops. this is gonna be like last time, isn't it.
weeenie i never thought I'd be complaining that a puzzle wasn't lethal enough, but this whole death thing honestly loses its sting after the first couple of times. just activate the damn deathtrap, you coward :I oh hey, this is a nice looking town. Very Leavenworth. (I think I'm gonna call it quits for today here)
Castor just is such a grumpy lil puppy child, I love them. I want this to be my headcanon from now on.
huh! pretty deserted now I wonder why Toriel's ancestors stayed behind? Or Toriel herself, hell, I have no idea how long ago this happened or how old Toriel is. iiiiiiiiiinteresting. seems like Toriel wants to keep the other monsters out as much as she wants to keep the human children in. assuming that it was her that locked it, of course. that sounds... important i'll... pass, thanks. good to know that other people down here think they're weird, though. also, uh, that symbol on the scroll looks familiar.
a hurr hurr they're playing poker gonna hold off on visiting these chumps for a little longer, I think wait what that river came from... where exactly? what what???? !!!
yeah, sorry, um what not as sorry as i am, believe me yeah this answers precisely jack shit and fuckall about where that river comes from. Is that even water I'm looking at here? And what's that weird sound? i am very confused maybe I should see if Toriel's willing to talk to me again :( uhhhhh okay, what's going on here. whiteout? snowblindness? sudden hallucinations? i am really not liking this i also can't shake the feeling that I'm about to be jumped. fuck it, even talking to the skeletons is better than this ooooooof course it is
oh fu... [ruby voice] oh, it's just you 'complex' here meaning 'blindingly obvious to anyone with two brain cells to rub together' uh.............. help ... no. with every fiber of my being and cheap mall shirt, no they are not. well, that's a load off my chest *castor couldn't think of anything to say*
this blindingly white snow sure is great for projecting things onto nnnnno, i think i'm just fine on my own here well, i'm glad this is as awkward for you as it is for me. mortification loves company, i suppose hey! yes, i know, you've been screaming that at me literally every time we cross paths fuck. was hoping you'd forgotten about that
Prick. "exclamation marks." you mean those guys who will literally roll over for a belly rub? crud you're a wanker, but I don't really want to come to blows over this yyyyyess, that was exactly what i was going for. sure. but really, piss off. no, they don't. they really, really don't.
thaaaaat was not quite the desired effect either no, not today. oh no, however will i deal with this? terrifying. wait, what? what did you do?
oh shit, music got intense. still not going to fight. oh shit! gravity high enough i hope fuck less 'weak' more 'distracted pasting screenshots' you sure you can't just kill me and get it over with? what well, at least it wasn't a pun brb, falling on my plastic knife
