Dragon Age anyone?

ALISTAIR/ANORA'S EVE OF BATTLE SPEECH!

"This dog before you is a dog, raised to the ranks of the Grey Wardens!!"

 

"AND THEY ARE A GOOD DOG AND WE ALL LOVE THEM VERY MUCH."

 

*BATTLEFIELD AWWWW'S COLLECTIVELY*

 

But... this means Dog!Warden could die fighting the archdemon if they can't convince Alistair or Loghain to take one for the team... :(

 

HORRIFIED SUDDEN REALIZATION ABOUT THE DARK RITUAL

 

NO THE DOG DOESN'T COUNT

 

Well it could just involve Dog setting up Morrigan with Alistair or Loghain.

 

Do you REALLY think Alistair wouldn't sacrifice himself to save a dog?

 

But imagine the Dog becoming Warden-Commander tho

Dog: *wags tail happily through Amaranthine*

 

This is true. The dear boy is basically a golden retriever in shining armor himself.

 

Even Loghain would not hesitate to sacrifice himself for a Dog, please, symbol of Ferelden and all that.

Sudden mental image: at Haven, Sten challenging the Dog Warden and proposing that the other Mabari take his place

 

I just love the idea of everyone being mostly unquestioning of "yes a dog is our leader" but then Sten goes "but it should maybe be the OTHER dog"

 

OF COURSE Loghain would sacrifice himself for a doggo ;o; check out his 'banters' with Dog if you recruit him sometime if you haven't already

 

If Hawke sides with the templars and Bethany is a Circle mage you can LET MEREDITH KILL HER????

Fuckin brutal. What kind of Hawke goes "I have a complex about all my family members dying despite me doing my best to help them - oh, that one? nah, you can stab her"

 

Hawke: "WELP, knowing my family history she's obviously gonna die before long anyway, might as well rip the band-aid off now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

 

http://holyshitdragonage.tumblr.com/post/124006861626/mikkeneko-fauxfires-mages-arent-people

 

god that is one screamingly sanctimonious addition to what was a very fun post. e_e

 

Did they somehow miss that Justice is not exactly the moral center of this game???

(a person on tumblr using justice as the mouthpiece for their self-righteous, nuance-free, no-fun-allowed opinion is.. so much... life approaches parody etc.)

 

My favorite part is "no one has an answer to that."

In the DA2 party.

The snarkiest collection of ridiculous assholes you will ever meet.

Which also contains Fenris.

 

Like, just because you don't like the answer doesn't mean there isn't going to be one.