Drink All The Booze, Hack All The Things - Watchdogs/Watchdogs 2 thread

Yeah, I stick to bikes because the controls aren't super intuitive. Once you get a handle on it you can manage, but on the whole it's just easier to duck and weave on a bike.

 

Help I feel into a Wrench/Josh hole and I can´t get out!


(Also polycule but spiky punk disaster and darling nerd. Neither of whom actually people well)

 

Oh no...... anything but shipping................ it would be terrible if you told us more.........
:3c

 

It´s not very coherent, mostly mental images.

Josh accidentially figuring out how to pet a Wrench because he was stimming by running his fingers along the vertical lines of space between the spikes on his vest.*
Someone or something upsets Josh, Wrench being all "Ok who´s shit do I have to wreck?"
(I suspect most of the time Josh is gonna tell him naw, he can handle it but like, still appreciate that it´s offered.)
Them bonding over "Neither of us has a fuckin clue why people do that."
Also having fun trying to Out hacker each other.
They´d also make a pretty terrifying tag team for stuff.
Just nerds being nerds together and also smooching. (Josh seems like a forehead kisses kinda type)

*That feels really nice to do btw.

 

Quotes this over here since I remembered it.

 

FUCKING FINALLY I KNOW WHO THE FUCK WRENCH IS AND WHERE HE'S FROM. FUCKING. CHRIST.

 

Incidentally, the LPer I link tends not to keep the BGM on, so here's the song that plays when Wrench's section of the final mission starts:

 

just shoves this in here too

 

Liveblogging at 1 in the morning because fuck sleep.

After the Sutro tower mission, Marcus proves yet again why he's 1000x better the Aidan: "Not my sex toys too! Why'd they have to ruin everything!"

 

I JUST DISCOVERED YOU CAN PET THE PUPS

 

GAME OF THE YEAR DOGS ARE INDEED PETTABLE

 

I broke up a fight between two of them and then PET THEM BOTH

 

So going with the VR set in hackerspace being the test zone for Wrench's mask, a headcanon:

When Wrench joined he didn't have the mask. He may have had the lower part, but wore SILLY HUGE sunglasses. The mask was a joint project, and whenever Wrench would swap from glasses to mask for testing he'd turn so no one could see his face. It was the Major Bonding event for him and the others, and he was a lot less playful before they finished it.

 

I LOVE IT

And I mean, it makes sense; the 3D printer they have in there is pretty hardcore, and while I know that all of the individual Dedsec members have their own streams of income, I bet it would have been at least a significant trial to really have one for exclusive personal use when he has... very little space in that garage, really.

 

Do we know what Wrench does for a "dayjob" ?
Something else, I kinda suspect wrench is easily bored. which seems however to be rarely a problem because he seems to almost always be building something.
(Wrench meets brainstorm, blows up the universe)

 

He tinkers in his garage a lot when he's not in the primary Hackerspace, so I imagine he does a lot of jailbreaking and robotics in his spare time. He seems like the kind of guy who would let himself get dragged into a project pretty easily though.

Josh works in his garage sometimes too, so I like to think they collaborated on the Huge Fuck Off Drone.

 

(Replay bonuses: catching Wrench's little 'dibs!' when they're listing off companies to target and Marcus says Tidis, which is the manufacturer of the security robots in game.)

 

MARCUS HAS HAZEL EYES TXT IT

 

The Zombi mission is greBRAAAAINS

Also I have my own personal sidequest: PET ALL PUPS

Things Marcus looks great in that isn't (semi-)formal wear: SWEATERS. BIG SWEATERS. The big white ribcage one from the streetwear shop and the pixel art one from DLC especially. Oh! And the kyoot fox from hipster store. Fearsome hacker Retr0 in cute knitwear :3