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@Acey
1. once fit half a watermelon in her mouth
2. pastel pigeon aesthetic
3. has a corkboard covered in polaroids of sidewalks

 

@JaeGrei:

1. why they scREAM
2. has considered sex with a bird once
3. stomps like a T-rex while doing raptor hands

 

@palindromordnilap
1. had to go to the ER at age five after eating a mechanical pencil
2. punched a mime
3. screams at clouds

 

@BunjyWunjy

1. orange
2. once decided to fight three thousand bees
3. quite possibly some kind of aquatic creature

 

@raybot

1. dragon, or maybe a dog, we're not sure
2. can't spell robot
3. probably collects rocks. not gems, just plain ole' rocks

 

@MayaaFeys

1. Once fought a rock
2. Hoards pokeballs. Just the balls.
3. Once bit a doctor

 

@littlemissCodeless

1. Can't be seen by moose
2. Sneaks for snake snacks
3. Does at least one handstand every trip to the grocery store

 

@Everett

1. Is fully fluent in all dialects of rat speech.
2. Patented an anti-gravity spacehopper.
3. Is the 2007 Freestyle Disco Dancing World Champion

 

@Nertbugs
1. Headphones are always playing death metal
2. Coffee cup is fused to left hand
3. Doesn't have a right hand at all

 

@Technicality
1. has never seen a bee in real life
2. is actually just seven trenchcoats in another trenchcoat
3. created a giant robot but only ever used it to make coffee

 

@Bel Capricorn
-> made a flower crown out of artichokes
-> sketches in sketchbook sometimes move
-> owns the world's fanciest pair of socks

 

@Saro
1. holds world record in hopscotch
2. voted Most Bodacious in highschool yearbook
3. is constantly hunted by the underworld cabal of street performers they left behind

 

1. has a single tooth made out of copper
2. probably secretly a cherry tree nymph in disguise
3. consumes three quarts of sand a day

 

@JaeGrei

1. Part gnome on you mother's side - no residual magical abilities, but your skin has greenish tint and hair likes to stick straight up.
2. World's Largest Collection Of Burnt Out Lightbulbs
3. Likes to lick batteries when you think no one is watching

 

@Rooks

1. through a series of weird technicalities, mistakes, and coincidences, has never actually told a lie
2. once wore seven pairs of pants at once
3. has a quest to tell every dog that You Are The Good Boy It Is You

 

@Bel Capricorn
1. favorite music genre is Rythmic Dryer Noises
2. childhood pet was named Booger
3. once headbutted a mirror to intimidate their reflection

 

@BunjyWunjy

1. :o
2. Sometimes wonders what it would be like to pet cat-sized bacteria
3. Statistical outlier for everything

 

@palindromordnilap
there is no single inaccurate statement in this. good job.

 

@palindromordnilap
Fluent in Klingon but too embarrassed to admit it in public
Secretly loves the Spiders Georg meme
Incredibly soft hair

 

@prismaticvoid

1. Refracts light into 17 distinct flavours but they all smell like scented markers
2. petted 10 dogs at once using a secret technique
3. Shoulderpads are fabulous, dubiously street-legal