i got it at the charmingly outdated self-referential speech patterns store (here i clicked the emoji button in search of a smiley face and hmm ) unfortunately, right now i live in a house of the land-bound variety. the plan, however, is to get a 25-30 ft sailboat, outfit it to be sailed single-handedly, and become the modern version of ching shih. right now i mostly settle for sailing on the weekends and playing a pirate in the local production of peter pan.
we have excellent emoticons here and by excellent i mean weird as fuck yes. i approve of your future plan wholeheartedly. i had some friends in college who wanted to become pirates (on the river saskatchewaaaaaaaan) specifically so when we eventually did get arrested, and people in jail would be like "so what you in for", we'd go "pirating", and then they'd go "hah, you got arrested for streaming videos so lame" and then we'd go "no, i got arrested for attacking a ship, taking all its stuff, killing everyone on board, and sinking it" ... as college plans go, that one wasn't half bad
