Fic quotes for the soul

Loq · May 23, 2018 at 12:31 PM

His own disguise had been much easier. He had taken off his armor and weapons, torn his clothes, rolled in the dirt at their last stop, and had Shanna punch him in the face a couple of times.
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prismaticvoid · May 23, 2018 at 1:25 PM

He can feel his own disdain distorting his expression, leaking out of his voice, dripping off the pointed ends of his consonants, sdaining the floor with dis.
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"To dead things everywhere. Dead people, dead friends, dead monsters. Dead enlightenment philosophers. To things that want to die and can't. To things that think about dying and don't. To everything that is dying, which is, in fact, almost everything. To thermodynamic equilibrium. To an ever-expanding universe that will, in the end, freeze down to zero Kelvin."
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(from my favorite Pacific Rim fic that is, alas, no longer linkable)

spockandawe · May 24, 2018

By our own @coldstars:

Misfire bounds upright, slinging an arm around Krok's neck. "Yup, that's us!" he says, throwing up an Earth peace sign. Then he snaps a finger and points it at Starscream. "And just for the record - who is that guy, and why does he fill me with a sudden, inexplicable sense of familiarity and dread?"

She expects the usual reaction. "Starscream is one of my seconds in command -"

"Oh no," Crankcase says. This is the usual reaction.
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ChelG · Jun 2, 2018 at 10:07 AM

“What’s the problem? We’re having sex, so I’m just thinking about cool sex stuff!”

“You were thinking about barnacle sex.”
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NSFW

ChelG · Jun 2, 2018 at 1:55 PM

A blue screen appears in Mako’s mind with white text:

A problem has been detected and thinking has been shut down to prevent damage to the brain.
OVERWHELMING_EMOTIONAL_RESPONSE_TO_SINCERE_DOM
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ChelG · Jun 8, 2018 at 6:09 AM

+++ The Unseen University Wizzards +++

+++ Don’t Allow Me To Keep Pets +++

+++ As They Thynk It Would Encourage Me +++

+++ To Think I Am Sentient +++

+++ Therefore +++

+++ I Would Keep A Swamp Dragon +++

+++ Because It Would Explode +++

+++ Before The Wizzards Find It +++
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“Die,” Terezi says, leaning forward and laying one hand on your knee, “I am sorry your doll has been impregnated by my scalebuddy. I will make sure he is there for her until Stitch finishes the babies.”
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/256190

ChelG · Jun 15, 2018 at 1:58 PM

One of my favourite summaries, of a horror fic:

Or in other words, it is always wise to never mix up "a king of rats" with "a rat king". One is bad. But the other is worse.
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Loq · Jul 1, 2018 at 10:24 AM

The effect was as if an infant had risen from the crib to dispute philosophy in a bass voice
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Deresto · Jul 1, 2018 at 8:12 PM

Undyne rushed over to Alphys, pulling her into what seemed to be a hug. The lizard monster squeaked in surprise, but before she could react, Undyne suplexed her with a loud yell.

"Don't worry about any of that, Alphys! We can figure out the rest of this nerd stuff later!" Undyne shouted.
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ChelG · Jul 5, 2018 at 6:09 PM

“Aradia, I can't believe I'm fucking saying this, but I don't think you're giving Tavros a completely fair assessment,” you hear yourself saying. “Just because he lets people treat him like dirty underwear and doesn't really do anything about it doesn't mean he can't hold a grudge like a fucking bitch. I mean, he STILL fucking complains about the way I yelled at him the first time we met, in that non-confrontational passive-aggressive way that he likes to do things. He's basically like a hypersensitive post-orgasmic bulge; he feels everything ten times more strongly than normal bulges but he's too soft to stand up to any of it.”
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ChelG · Jul 9, 2018 at 6:03 PM

Best explanation for superhero disguises:

0B: WILL YOU TWO NUMBSKULLS STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!
0B: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?!?!?!?!?!
0B: YOU DO NOT
0B: YOU DO NOT
0B: ***YOU DO NOT***
0B: CALL A POWER BY THEIR REAL NAME
0B: UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER!
0B: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT THE ANONYMITY EFFECT IS ENTIRELY DEPENDENT ON YOUR COGNITION?
0B: IF ANYTHING SHATTERS YOUR BELIEF THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE BENEATH THE MASK
0B: LIKE, OH, I DON’T KNOW, SOMEBODY REFERRING TO YOU **BY NAME** WHILE YOU’RE WEARING IT
0B: IT WILL STOP WORKING AND YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET IT BACK
0B: CROWNS ARE SUPER FRAGILE HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS
0B: UNLESS YOU WANT TO STOP BEING SUPERHEROES THE BOTH OF YOU WILL BLOODY WELL SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/12907731/chapters/29873052

ChelG · Jul 13, 2018 at 2:02 PM

The more Joey learned about being moirails, though, the more it seemed like something that fate didn’t really have anything to do with. That was just like saying that because a prince was “supposed” to kiss a princess at the end of a fairy tale that was all the story had to offer – all the complexity of a real relationship, of what life would be if Prince Charming and Princess What’s-Her-Name had really breathed. What did fate even know, anyway? Did it know Xefros hated the idea of being a butler enough that even when he tried to seem all happy about it Joey could tell it tasted like old serpent – snake! – puke on his tongue? Did it know that even if her pa had been fated to have kids he’d have just ditched them anyway and headed on out for some exciting adventure-y nonsense in the Pacific?
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/12108840

ChelG · Jul 18, 2018 at 9:53 PM

England is quite proud of his class, as it were. There are others who are insecure in what their classes and aspects detail them to be, but England has become quite comfortable in his title of Prince of Light in the past century or so. When he first became aware of his title, when Rome had asked him for it, he had been frightened by the implications. Destroyer of fortune was an ominous title to hold, and it rang painfully close to home for a young Nation who had killed his mother just by existing.

It was Rome who had taught him that the fortune did not necessarily have to be his own. He could destroy the fortune of others for his own benefit. He could stop his brothers from trampling all over him. He could steal away Saxony’s murderous progress. He could change the tide and obliterate the luck that had made the empires of the day what they were.

And then, from the ashes, from the rubble, from the ruins, he could create. Because it was destruction that bred creation, Rome had said. The washing away of the old that brought forth the new. England would destroy, yes, and then he would create. He would create, and he would own, and he would rule.

His title alternatively means, destroys through fortune, and England has held true to that as well, this past century or so. His vast amounts of fortune and fortitude have allowed him to destroy Spain’s armada and take control of the seas, as he was always meant to do. His brothers barely constitute a tangible threat anymore, and France, while a constant thorn in his side, is nowhere near capable of defeating him.

He is a Prince, and he is meant to rule this world, he knows. And to that end, he knows that this land, and the newborn Nation it yielded, is also meant to be his.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/1010519

Loq · Jul 20, 2018 at 6:53 AM

"It might not escalate to the homicidal levels so frequently attained by Megatron and Starscream, but even us rainbow-loving, puppy-hugging Autobots do occasionally air our differences."
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Briar · Jul 20, 2018 at 7:52 PM

@Loq
link?

Loq · Jul 21, 2018 at 4:27 AM

Briar said: ↑

@Loq
link?
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an link
I will say: a very very dead dove. Mind the tags, and I'll add an additional warning for pretty much every kind of abuse even separate from the slavery.

Briar · Jul 25, 2018 at 11:54 AM

Soundwave was tempted to scowl. "Consider it punishment."

"For what? I didn't break any of your rules."

"Attempted destruction of Decepticon Empire, now against the rules."

"Aw gee, and it was on my weekend's to-do list."
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Briar · Jul 26, 2018 at 5:11 AM

“So. How’s the afterlife? Do I get to haunt anyone? Can I haunt Starscream?”
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Verily · Jul 26, 2018 at 5:24 AM

Not unless you want to doubleteam whoever Starscream happens to be haunting.

KingStarscream · Jul 27, 2018 at 9:12 AM

"Destroy this machine and I'll tell you everything I know. I'll tell you the location of Jericho." Kamski raised his eyebrows and smiled. "Or spare it. If you feel it's alive. But you'll leave here without having learned anything from me."

Hank ignored the Chloe kneeling on the floor and pointed the gun at Kamski instead.

"Hank," Parker hissed.

Kamski's eyes widened slightly, an expression of surprise flashing through them before his aloof, bemused mask came back up. That's right, Hank thought. You picked the wrong asshole to play Silence of the Lambs with, you smug son of a bitch.

"Really, Lieutenant? You're going to shoot me in my own home, with my own gun, while you're on the clock?"

"I've got personal problems. Emotionally disturbed since the death of my son. Ask anybody," Hank said grimly, cocking it.
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bless this fic author for having hank do what everyone who's ever played that section of the game wants to do

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