Fic quotes for the soul

Morgan Jae · Apr 10, 2019 at 6:01 PM

Big Mood

TheOwlet · Apr 10, 2019 at 6:11 PM

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/16372016
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I knew those quotes sounded familiar!

Deresto · Apr 12, 2019 at 2:33 PM

“I’ll have you know that I’m nothing like a cinnamon roll. If anything I’m more of a s’more - soft and gooey on the inside, but dry wit and sharp corners on the outside.”
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jacktrash · Apr 13, 2019 at 12:47 PM

They only find that one out when Stane takes one of his armed suits out for a ride, and Phil only wishes that meant that he was banging his security guards.
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Loq · Apr 13, 2019 at 2:52 PM

Imperial Fiat by definition means "for the heck of it", and if your superiors decided to appoint you for the heck of it without giving you clearance for the heck of it and then kill you for the heck of it, then they were given the authority to do so for the heck of it, and that's just the way it is.
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jacktrash · Apr 14, 2019 at 5:21 AM

from a fic where the avengers are cats adopted by shield agents, mostly coulson:

“Steve’s fitting in well,” Jasper remarks, and Phil thinks about it for a bit.

“Mouse in your shoe?”

“In my In Tray. He has manners, at least.”
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ChelG · Apr 18, 2019 at 3:52 PM

"If you have a mind to impersonate the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main, it'd be a good idea not to make me out as having half the spine of a cooked jellyfish."
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garden · Apr 19, 2019 at 6:46 PM

from a great umbrella academy timeloop fic

“There comes a point in every boy’s life when he separates himself from the home of his father. In this case, forcibly. With a bat.”

“I left home 13 years ago, I’ve done that shit,” Diego said. “I’ve come of age. I’ve bildungsed my roman.”

“Sexy scarred adult you has bildungsed his roman, but twinky 17-year-old you has not,” Klaus said. “Smash the place like a whack-a-mole. I insist.”
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TheSeer · Apr 20, 2019 at 1:12 PM

"The theme song."

"We can get a new one!"

"No." Batman handed the script back, and Finn took it, hands shaking. "Robin likes it."

"He does? The, the na-na-na-na-na—"

"Stop."

Finn shut his mouth so fast his teeth clicked.

"I said Robin likes it."
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(You know who wrote this and you are correct but the link is here.)

jacktrash · Apr 20, 2019 at 6:43 PM

TheSeer said: ↑

(You know who wrote this and you are correct but the link is here.)
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shining moments in fanfic. <3

Loq · Apr 26, 2019 at 1:32 PM

"I thought you were disqualified!" yelled Arcee.

"Wishful thinking gets you nowhere," sniffed Starscream.

"I thought you were disqualified because you named your team Team Disqualified!"

Skywarp was laughing so hard it sounded as if his voice box might come out. "Presumptuous," said Starscream. "You should have confirmed with bout committee."

"I should put my hands around your throat and squeeze, you little—"
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ChelG · Apr 26, 2019 at 2:58 PM

From BagEnders:

Pippin, now wearing a string vest for no good reason, said to the world in general, "Tha'ala'ti'mrsh'weebasser."
There was a moment of complete confusion.
"What did he say? Was that English?" asked Legolas.
"Glaswegian. Haven't you heard the story?"
"Ah'm'invennnorglasweginansoaham."
"Yeeees..." said Aragorn, "He's not exactly the inventor. Perpetrator possibly. Centuries ago he tried to teach the old South Farthing dialect to some guys in a pub in south west Scotland..."
"That's nothing like South Farthing dialect," argued Sam.
"I did say this was in the pub."
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ChelG · Apr 26, 2019 at 8:45 PM

From a friend's chapter of a thing we're cowriting, not published yet:

“Kid, I hate to break it to you but very few things you do make any kind of sense to me.”

The Page practically inflates with aggravation. “I’M NOT A KID! DON’T CALL ME A KID!”

“Sorry, would you prefer criminally insane hobgoblin?”

“Yes!”
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jacktrash · Apr 29, 2019 at 6:02 AM

Stark takes a breath that sounds like it’s two parts snarl. “Do you have any idea. What I have been going through these past three days.”

“Apparently you had your own thing,” Steve says. “I hear your house fell into the ocean?”
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jacktrash · Apr 29, 2019 at 6:12 AM

“I went to Agent Agent’s funeral!” Stark rants in the background. “I put flowers on his goddamn headstone! Expensive ones! I could sue!”

Steve has to lean forward and put his forehead down on the coffee table for a minute. “Does nobody stay dead anymore?”

“You started it!”
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jacktrash · Apr 29, 2019 at 6:31 AM

“Tony. The entire DHS is so far up my ass I can feel them touching my teeth,” Rhodey says. “That’s Homeland Security, Tony. I’m in the middle of an op, nobody knows who I should be reporting to so I have to report to everybody, the only people I don’t want to kill is the Secret Service guys and that’s because they control where I sleep and you want me to go jog out for five minutes to meet Captain America and give him access to dubiously legal weaponry, all off the books?”

“Yes,” Tony says.

“Fine,” Rhodey says.
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basically every time stark touches a phone in this fic i end up back here, maybe i should just leave the tab open

jacktrash · Apr 29, 2019 at 6:36 PM

Besides, nobody expects extreme violence from a guy reading something with two shirtless men and a floating wolf head on the cover. He’s gotten the drop on six separate agents on their way home from work that way.
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Lazarae · Apr 29, 2019 at 7:00 PM

I love that fic and it's such a gold mine for quotes.

Loq · Apr 30, 2019 at 3:09 PM

“Didn’t the, uh, lava cause some problems?”

“Oh, I didn’t have sex with that Rage demon,” Adaar continued.

“With that Rage demon?” Cassandra repeated, eyebrows now in a dangerous position of almost levitating off her face and off into the sunset.

“It’s the Fade,” Adaar said. “Fire doesn’t burn if they don’t want it to. And demons can choose to appear in any number of forms, even Rage demons. Don’t be unimaginative, Cassandra.”
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ChelG · May 3, 2019 at 12:04 PM

But the real kicker comes when it happens four separate times in one week. Dean probably could have dealt with the waitress asking if his boyfriend wanted more coffee, and he doesn’t really blame the motel desk clerk, even if she did look disappointed when his answer was “Two queens " instead of “One king.” But it’s a little much when the librarian who’s been giggling and flashing her cleavage at Dean for fifteen minutes gives him a disappointed look and straightens up when Sam comes over to the counter, and it’s just plain wrong when a redneck witness (who actually gives them tips on how to shoot and cook squirrels, and tells them seriously that most roadkill’s edible if the eyes are still white) gives Dean a pat on the back after they interview him and says, “Well, I hope you boys find the critter that did this. And if you need a place to stay, me and the missus got a real nice guest room you can use – got a nice big bed for you and your fella there.” For God’s sake, the man is a hick living in a backwater town the size of a football field. Where’s the homophobia and small-mindedness when you need it?
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