Fic quotes for the soul

jacktrash · Aug 1, 2019 at 11:08 AM

“Ox, at an early age a Chinese genius gazes at the path that lies ahead and reaches for a wine jar,” Master Li said. “Is it any wonder that our greatest men have lurched rather than walked across the landscape as they hiccupped their way into history?”

“Sir, that’s the best autobiography I ever heard!” I said enthusiastically.
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jacktrash · Aug 2, 2019 at 11:59 AM

“This is horribly humiliating,” I said.

“Oh, I don’t know,” Master Li said. “You have an extra pair of trousers and there’s much to be said for wet dreams. Most men meet a far better class of women that way, and the financial savings are immense."
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Deresto · Aug 7, 2019 at 4:23 PM

Pie as it turned out, was not something Crowley enjoyed. It was too conflicting in texture and taste; flaky and slimy, sweet and tart, all at the same time. But it didn't matter, Aziraphale enjoyed it, and that was good enough for him.
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I don't know why, but this sweet ending paragraph made me melt from good feels.

ChelG · Aug 8, 2019 at 9:13 PM

“Well ye know ‘ow durin’ the Sacramen’ ye drin’ wine an’ call et the blood o’ Jesus?”

“Yes?”

“Is et really ‘is Blood?”

“Once it touches your lips it changes from wine to His Blood, yes.”

Ragetti paused for a moment, looking down at the ground.

“Does tha’ mean tha’ Jesus was drunk all the toime, fatha?” he asked suddenly.
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Deresto · Aug 9, 2019 at 12:01 PM

Angels aren’t supposed to ask questions, but questions don’t just go away because you keep them unasked.
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TheLittlestHero · Aug 13, 2019 at 2:18 PM

The moment holds its breath, wondering gleefully if the two idiots have drunkenly stumbled onto the precipice of a confession. However, the ancient, supernatural beings simultaneously find different, completely innocuous aspects of the bookshop immensely compelling, and the moment lets its breath out in a metaphysical raspberry.
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Deresto · Aug 27, 2019 at 2:08 PM

Peering through the long grass, he saw what was obviously an Inuzuka kid… and his sensei’s son. As he watched, the spitting image of Namikaze Minato – his beloved teacher, and a man so feared that flee on sight orders had been issued for him in all the major shinobi nations during the last war – popped a moth into his mouth.

“Man!” crowed sensei’s son. “Those are nasty!”

vuatson · Aug 27, 2019 at 6:01 PM

what’s that one from?

Deresto · Aug 27, 2019 at 9:11 PM

A Naruto fic! Specifically this one, it's another time travel fic, but starring Sakura! It also has a lot of sealing content which is of course the Best Part of naruto world

Deresto · Aug 27, 2019 at 9:14 PM

Oh yeah, just a warning: it has copious amounts of both Naruto and Sasuke bashing, hardcore

vuatson · Aug 27, 2019 at 9:33 PM

oh, i’ve read that one! it was pretty good, though the bashing got old quick.

The Mutant · Sep 4, 2019 at 9:22 PM

“. . . Ferdinand. Who knew you had such an authoritarian streak.”

“How dare—I’m not—”

“Ordering me about, when I’m your helpless prisoner, unable to deny your every last whim and fancy . . .”

“H-Hubert!”

“Who knows what depraved urges you’ll subject me to—”

“I—You—Don’t—Stop!”

“Struck a nerve, have I?”

“Am I going to have to gag you as well to get a moment’s peace?”

“Well, if I’m to be stuck here, you must know, these shackles are really unnecessary. More dangerous to you than me, if we’re being honest.”

“Hubert—”

“Imagine it, Ferdinand. We’re locked in this carriage, just you and I. All I’d need do is slip them over your throat and pull at that soft skin, watch the life drain from you as you gasp and struggle for—”

“Do you ever shut up?!”

A huff. “I’m merely saying. It seems like a lapse in security protocol.”

“And what if I just—lean over here and pull back the curtain on your window—”

“For fuck’s sake, don’t you fucking dare—”

“Such language. Is the scary shadow man afraid of heights?”

“N-not even remotely—”

“Ahh, so this is why you never turned up for cavalry drills. The Left Hand of the bloody emperor, undone by a mere change in altitude.”

“How about we revisit the part where I was threatening to choke you?”

“Look, Hubert! Look at that tiny speck down there. Is that the Arianrhod Fortress? Oh, no, it can’t be yet, we still have such a long way to go—”

“I’m going to choke you now.”

“Splendid. Let me just lean over and open your door to inform the guards—”

“DO NOT TOUCH THAT FUCKING HANDLE YOU MISERABLE DANDY, FUCK YOU, FERDINAND.”

“You haven’t got the range.”
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I'm deceased, this entire interlude chapter is amazing

ChelG · Sep 10, 2019 at 8:07 AM

“Oh, really? I drew attention to the blinking red danger sign above your ex-girlfriend? What am I, Lasik?”
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ChelG · Sep 10, 2019 at 9:55 PM

Do we not destroy a monster when we teach him to see himself as a man?
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/144487

ChelG · Sep 12, 2019 at 4:00 PM

Life is cheap in London Below, unless it is your own, when its value is beyond price.
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ChelG · Sep 24, 2019 at 5:28 PM

You are currently locked in a small room (don't worry, it's from the inside!) and perched on a barrel marked with the strange symbols ǝzooq ʇou ʎןǝʇıuıɟǝp sı sıɥʇ.
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ChelG · Oct 4, 2019 at 9:18 PM

TG: im a romantic guy vantas come on
TG: poetry
TG: monopoly
TG: moonlight serenades
TG: aggressive mario kart
TG: i do it all
TG: don’t tell me you never found the tiny notes i left you
CG: THOSE WERE THE SIZE OF POSTAGE MARKERS!!!
TG: i know right
TG: you don’t even know how much effort went into making those fuckers
TG: had to get a magnifying glass and everything
TG: felt like some sherlock holmes level shit
TG: or the guy who leaves all the clues for him
TG: watson
TG: yeah
CG: I DISCARDED AT LEAST A DOZEN OF THEM BEFORE FIGURING THERE WAS RED TEXT ON THERE!!!
CG: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THESE?!?!
TG: looking very very closely
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jacktrash · Oct 6, 2019 at 12:19 AM

If we pass by another puppy dimension, I'm getting off this train.
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ChelG · Oct 20, 2019 at 8:48 AM

How savagely it is possible to love all things, when one is young, exquisite, healthy, and never yet bereaved.
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YggiDee · Dec 11, 2019 at 10:38 PM

If Hawks had one fatal flaw, he'd be fucking thrilled because one was a massive decrease from the ten to fifteen flaws he got weekly reminders about from the Hero Commission.
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