Fic quotes for the soul

VJ Wocky · Nov 18, 2022 at 7:29 PM

But he was a weapon learning to be a person and personhood was an endless mortifying series of emotional exhibitionism.
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ChelG · Nov 22, 2022 at 5:40 PM

It was a little much to hope for some remorse, or even fear. A man like Carcer was incapable of either, having long ago accepted that he would not have a long life, living the way he did, a candle with the wick at both ends, set alight, and doused in gasoline for good measure.

Well, he never valued the lives of others, so why should his own be any different?
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ChelG · Nov 25, 2022 at 4:07 AM

From a fanfic dissection:

“Harry seemed to consider his words, took a deep ‘here goes nothing’ breath. “I am impotent”

Severus blinked, trying to assimilate the information.

Speaking of assimilating the information, how about a flashback montage.

Chapter 1:

Pretty quick to get it up, all things considered. He must have popped some wizard Viagra or something.

Chapter 2:

Harry needs Viagra.

Chapter 13:

Maybe he needs Viagra.

Chapter 17:

So Harry needs to stop taking Viagra.

Chapter 19:

Harry couldn’t believe he was so impotent in this situation.

He's run out of Viagra.

Chapter 19, later:

I guess Harry got some more Viagra.

Chapter 27:

He's not taken his Viagra. [...] He's taken his Viagra now.

Chapter 34:

I see it being embarrassing but completely inconsequential to the bigger picture, like taking Viagra or something.

I wish I could say I told you so. Except I'd be lying because I was just making silly jokes, not actually trying to predict the course of the plot. Deserving has officially broken my brain.
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VJ Wocky · Dec 5, 2022 at 4:30 AM

If you expect the battle to be insurmountable, you've met the enemy, and it is you.
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Deresto · Jan 5, 2023 at 4:59 PM

I don't tend to read kakashi narrated fics so this took me off guard and got a laugh. Tense fight moment and suddenly:

Kakashi could just make out some sort of… domed structure? What the hell was that? He’d never seen anything like it before. This fight needed to be over five minutes ago.
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He's talking about haku's ice prison from the wave arc

swirlingflight · Jan 5, 2023 at 10:14 PM

That fic is a delight

ChelG · Feb 9, 2023 at 11:59 AM

“She’s as pure and clean as the wind-driven snow,” Blueblood thought, “And here I am with a full bladder and an urge to spell my name.”
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ChelG · Feb 12, 2023 at 7:27 PM

Stylistic Suck is one of my favourite tropes.

The first day of advanced spell clasting casses, Sigmund manifested so well his teacher got jealous and expelled him all the way to depths of detention. It was there that Sigmund met professor Flan who ejaculated that: “My name is professor Jonathan James Jasper Jackson Jamarcus Jaminiquide “J.J.” Flan, Jr., Mr. Sigmund, but you may call me professor Flan.” Sugmend tried to be excused in order to use the the lavatory but Professor Flan sufistically gave him more many detentions for the rest of the week...
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ChelG · Feb 13, 2023 at 2:26 PM

“Dis nao a Fingy-ist community! Yu weave, ow get bigges owchies!” says Orange.

“Thingy-ist?”

“It am unassaiwabew mowaw fiwosafy,” declaims the Smarty. "Fwuffy’s owd Daddeh tewwed Fwuffy 'bowt it. Him wead Fwuffy bookie, cawwed “Wowd-Howdy Man Am Nu-Cawe Man Nao.”
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ChelG · Feb 21, 2023 at 3:38 PM

“Just curious, if the baby had been a boy, Tulio, what would you have named it?”

“Twolio, but like spelled with the number. You know, with an ‘o’ and a ‘w’, and stuff.”

“I’m sorry, what the fuck. That is worse than Manitoba.”
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Deresto · Feb 21, 2023 at 3:59 PM

What is that from?

ChelG · Feb 21, 2023 at 4:11 PM

Here! (My cowriters did that bit.)

VJ Wocky · Feb 22, 2023

“You drop a crane on All for One? You try to flatten him like the pancake? Oh, vault for the son. Vault for one thousand years!”
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source is anyone by gentrychild

i just...i can't handle yoichi using goddamn tumblr memes to rag on both his chaos gremlin nephew AND his shitty older brother at the same time. its too funny XD

ChelG · Feb 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM

This one needs to be listened to - tw gore and implied sexual assault.

ChelG · Feb 28, 2023 at 10:15 AM

Waffle irons were, oddly enough, something Crowley had once tried to claim as a demonic influence upon the world. They were heavy, and most people who bought them would use them, at most, a handful of times a year. So, waffle irons would spend most of their time just taking up space and being a pain to drag out when they were needed- it was a mass frustration, if not quite as constant or widespread as was generally Crowley’s aim. Perhaps because of this, when Crowley had decided to learn to cook, he’d also decided to use the waffle iron as often as possible.

Thus far, Aziraphale had had no cause to argue with the results, particularly as he could now clean the kitchen with a wave of his hand.
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ChelG · Mar 13, 2023 at 5:00 AM

More lovely lines from my wonderful cowriters:

“You know, one of the feminist reforms in the seventies was about making the rape of men a crime? It’s not all about us.”

“No, it’s not. But it could be.” Eveningstar removes her gloves and massages her crooked fingers. “It could be all about us. It could be all about women. That would be enough.”
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TheSeer · Mar 21, 2023 at 3:41 PM

AllMightFan11131
U HAVE A COOL QUIRK THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
FUCK UR DAD
do u want me to beat up ur dad for u
i will

KingofGames
What painkillers are you on?

AllMightFan11131
FIVE
no
EIGHT
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swirlingflight · Mar 21, 2023 at 7:31 PM

Okay, BNHA & YGO crossover is definitely intriguing

TheSeer · Mar 21, 2023 at 9:30 PM

Izuku and Yugi are Smol Autistic Friends and they get in so much trouble.

swirlingflight · Mar 23, 2023 at 12:27 AM

Yuugi spends a lot of the time he’s in Izuku’s room staring at the carpet, which doesn’t have All-Might’s face on it. Yet.
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It's lines like this that make me nod approvingly. Narration that's clearly fond of the characters even while it pokes fun.

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