from the same fic: (fair warning for anyone who clicks through, fic includes both porn and abuse history)
A MSTing using the original MST3K characters to riff a piece of bad original fiction which kept using inappropriately gruesome similes in a supposed friendship-love letter which was also riddled with HoYay: Spoiler: tw: cheesy gore
From a P4/Wildbow crossover, Stacked Deck (Or, Colin Wallis vs. Single Parenting), which are not my usual fandoms but the fic's summary looked good. It's spoilered for racial slurs and some cursing (mostly the former, people here don't seem to mind the latter): Spoiler “Thanks, Yosuke. It’s--” The line abruptly went dead in his ear as a calloused hand took hold of the phone cord and tore it from its mooring in the body of the payphone. There was a smattering of laughter to accompany the act. Yu silently put the phone back into its now-useless cradle and turned around, coming face to leering face with a bald man with a tattoo-covered neck, and his several friends. Seriously? Both Naoto and Mr. Wallis had said the city had a gang problem, but seriously? “I was on the phone,” Yu said, anger keeping his voice tight. “No shit. Heard you making that ching-chong bullshit. This is America, speak goddamn English!” “I was on the phone,” Yu repeated carefully. “You interrupted my call. It was important.” “Oh yeah? What’cha gonna do about it, slant eyes?” What indeed. He’d had a few encounters with thugs already, but this was a larger group-- Yu counted at least six at a quick glance-- and from the dossier he’d been given he felt confident that these men were members of the ‘E88’ gang. He’d never dealt with a real gang before, at least not in any significant numbers. But he knew someone who had. So the question became: what would Kanji do in this situation? Yu squared his shoulders, looked the angry bald man in the eye, and enunciated clearly: “I will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker.” There was laughter and the sound of a switchblade. Yu grabbed the man in front of him by his shoulders, then picked him up and swung him into the group like a club. Another thing he’d learned from Kanji: on his honor as a man, it was important to keep his promises.
was reading some danganronpa smut and. i just about died laughing Spoiler: NSFW clearly the intent is to have some heartwarming trans-friendly smut, but i had to stop reading to laugh for about five minutes at “his heart or his boner”
i just went and bingeread it in 28 hours. thank you. now i need to somehow unfuck my sleeping rhythm again because of course i stayed awake until 7 am before i PTFO'd at the end of part 3 chapter 17.
Eridan in a shock collar to curb his cursing: After some time in it, a severe injury causes him to resort to "Goodness, you've cracked my skull!"
Upthread story contains heavy discussion of child abuse. EDIT: shit, does anyone know how to get the ASCII to work?
