Fic quotes for the soul

Loq · Jan 3, 2018 at 1:16 PM

"He’s just. I don’t know, lonely.”

“That’s what happens when you try to murder all your friends."
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ChelG · Jan 7, 2018 at 7:45 AM

TG: is tomorrow good for you
AT: i BELIEVE TOMORROW, iS A DAY WHERE I AM ENTIRELY FREE, aSSUMING NOBODY ASKS ME ANYTHING BETWEEN NOW AND THEN, wHICH WOULD THEN TAKE LOWER PRECEDENT THAN, uH, tHIS PRIOR COMMITMENT,
TG: that was an impressively long yes
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/1659128/chapters/3547244

ChelG · Jan 7, 2018

Ten seconds of terrified screaming (almost exclusively from Cronus) led to five minutes on the theme of “how could you do this to Mom!?” On noticing the camera man, his anger expanded to include your stupidity in thinking you would escape detection.

When Condy finally decided to help her lover and pause her own shoot long enough to don a robe and enter the living room, there was much awkward silence. And a little retching on Cronus’s part.
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Codeless · Jan 7, 2018 at 6:54 PM

..That reads like it should go under a spoiler

ChelG · Jan 7, 2018 at 6:59 PM

Done, sorry.

Loq · Jan 9, 2018 at 4:52 PM

“…Ve find mutton?” he tried.

“Ve noteeced,” Dimo said. “Vhy deed hyu schtampeed seventy sheep beck to base through a war zone ven ve iz tryink to schtay sottle?”

“Ecktually, may haff been more,” Horia muttered, looking shifty.

“Ho?” Dimo asked, neutral. “How meny sheep did hyu schtampeed beck to base through a war zone ven ve iz tryink to schtay sottle, den?”

“…ah,” Horia scratched at his fur again, clearly embarrassed. “Vos de entire flock, ecktually.”

“De entire flock,” Dimo repeated, flatly.

“Minoos de vuns ve lost ven ve vos dealink vit de Knights of Jove clenks—“ Horia explained, still not looking at Dimo directly.

Dimo’s temples throbbed. “Hokay!” he said. “Vhy vere hyu schtampeedink sheep beck to base vhile fightink Knights of Jove clenks on a supply run vhen hyu schtandink orders iz to keep a low profile?”
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ChelG · Jan 10, 2018 at 11:15 AM

CT: D --> Let me just gather myself for a moment
CT: D --> Take deep breaths
CT: D --> To begin with
CT: D --> The cadence was fairly natural
CT: D --> You kept a good flow though there were slow points
CT: D --> The rhymes were very
CT: D --> Unique
CT: D --> You used some interesting word to create them
CT: D --> I’m not sure “SlAuGhTeRy” and “hAuGhTiErY” are words
CT: D --> You rhymed “miracle” with itself 58 times
CT: D --> E%cept for the time you rhymed it with “hero cull”
CT: D --> I don’t know how “f*c*s” and “:0)” are supposed to rhyme
CT: D --> I don’t even know how “:o)” is pronounced in the first place
CT: D --> “Sláinéd” does actually have precedence in Middle Alternian poetry but I’m not sure it rhymes with “fáintéd”
CT: D --> I wish you hadn’t written it in your chaotic typing quirk for once but I have grown used to it
CT: D --> You did appeal to all the senses, though i think i would have done without the two stanza long description of what a rotten seagull tastes like
CT: D --> Your metaphors were obtuse at times and required a good dip into cultist dictionary
CT: D --> I did not know there were so many variants on the word “buffalo”
CT: D --> In conclusion, I think they are e%cellent epic poems
CT: D --> For an uneducated mentally-impaired beginner such as yourself
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ChelG · Jan 10, 2018 at 8:33 PM

TA: la2t frogniite you made me watch BROKEBOW: The Motion Picture: The Fifth Sequel.
TA: all 180 goddamn miinute2 of iit
CT: D --> The film took that long because it needed to be that long
CT: D --> No scene was unimportant
TA: iit had almost half an hour worth of pan2 of that fuckiing 2paceship.
CT: D --> It was an e%cellent display of technology
CT: D --> You are interested in technology right
TA: yeah technology rock2 but ii hate 2pace2hiip2.
CT: D --> You must get used to the idea of being a spaceship
CT: D --> Besides, the scene was
CT: D --> 22 minutes long
CT: D --> E%actly
TA: ..
TA: damn iit.
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Erica · Jan 11, 2018 at 3:43 AM

this fic is generally extremely quotable (although this quote is a bit misleading because it's not fenris-centric at all. the basic premise is you take dragon age inquisition but the inquisitor is a desire demon who is trying very hard to act mortal, with mixed results)

Loq · Jan 11, 2018 at 5:55 PM

does background npc dialogue count as fic....?

"All I need to know is that you're actually working."
"Of course I'm working!"
"Are you sure? Because when I went to the park on my lunch break, I saw you playing with the cats."
"Why, y-yes! It's called inspiration, my dear, perhaps you've heard of it?"
"And then you took a nap on a bench, surrounded by cats."
"Napping?! No! Composing! Working! I can only compose with my eyes closed!"
"If you opened your eyes, you might notice you've missed your deadline by three weeks..."
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Loq · Jan 13, 2018 at 2:45 PM

“If I should see him again soon my fist might accidentally stray into his face.”
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ChelG · Jan 13, 2018 at 9:15 PM

"dID YOU JUST LIST EVERYONE YOU KNOW, eXCEPT FOR rOSE, kANAYA, aND gAMZEE"
"wwell you said no to lesbians and i refuse to fuck a literal goddamn clowwn"
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http://mtjester.tumblr.com/tagged/eridan+and+tavros+are+not+friends/

ChelG · Jan 16, 2018 at 5:32 PM

“I don’t know about you,” Laura said, “but I’d find the sight of a walking sandwich with a knife a lot scarier than a bunch of zombies.”

“But you think the walking sandwich is hilarious.”

The redhead nodded. “That shows you what I think of zombies.”
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ChelG · Jan 17, 2018 at 9:30 PM

“And they better be attractive. I DON’T WANT NO UGLIES.”

The secruterrory cocked his head. “What is your motherfuckin’ criteria, your Capriciousness??”

The Grand Highblood shrugged. “Just don’t have them look like you.”
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JVS · Jan 18, 2018 at 12:38 PM

"When the fire of your heart was poured into my veins, I did not think. When you placed your honor with mine, and when you tied our fates together, I did not think. When you took the flame of your house and gifted it to me, and when our seithr mixes, when our bodies are joined and when they are not joined, when we are apart and when you are near – I do not think. I have not thought in a long time." Tim takes one of Ra's' hands and presses it over his heart. "Seele. I – I have been poisoned in heart. I am torn between frost and flame. I said yes, to you and your flame. But I did not think. I did not understand. I thought that it was not blood. I did not think that it was what you call love. I thought it was not always."

Tim opens his eyes and sees the swirl of seithr and heat and scent.

"You sit here, before me, and you call my name and I come to you. I did not think. But now I do think, and I am afraid. You are warm and you taste right on my tongue, your name fits in my mouth and your hands fit in mine. The taste of your seithr fills my senses and I am warm and I am loved. I think and I am afraid. Seele. I have missed the ice and wind of the north for so long. But I would miss the taste of you, the scent of you more – I know. I know and the dragon in my veins sings me home and the mother-bear sends my heart away." Tim leans forward, and Ra's skin burns against his. "Seele. I have found my blood. I have come home."
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ChelG · Jan 24, 2018 at 7:35 AM

“Shaunie. Her name was. Pretty name. Pretty girl. Shaunie Begum. 19 years old. Fell in wid my lot because her best friend did. Good little dealer. Good worker. Very loyal. Gave a lot of her earnings to her sick mum.”

Makara paused to see if the information had sunk in. It had.

“Shaunie wasn’t perfect. She got in a lot of fights – turf wars and the like. Once knifed a guy so bad he was in intensive care for t’ree weeks. Dat make you feel better?”

“No.” Cronus whispered, trying and failing to stop this information from fleshing out the ghost that hadn’t stopped haunting him since the night he’d shot her.

The purple-lipped girl – Shaunie – winked at him in his mind’s eye, her blood pumping out of the hole he’d left in her chest -

“Good. It shouldn’t.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5521466/chapters/16911400

ChelG · Jan 30, 2018

“Come on, Arnold. If they can do it so can you!” said a small, vaguely hopeful voice in the back of his mind. The rest of his brain promptly teamed up and began to beat it back into submission.
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yes hello arnold are you me? (tw: anxiety attacks, dissociation)

TheSeer · Jan 30, 2018 at 7:23 PM

Man, I wanted that to be a Hey, Arnold! fic.

Deresto · Jan 30, 2018 at 8:08 PM

I was hoping magic school bus

strictly quadrilateral · Feb 2, 2018 at 3:36 PM

"I don't know... what happens now," says Kas. "I don't know what - you know, when I first met Stella, I told her something like this was going to happen? Because... I don't know you perfectly, and I'm not perfect, and forever is too long a time not to make any mistakes in. But I didn't think it was going to be so soon." He sighs. "I guess you never do. If I'd known it was going to turn out like this, I wouldn't have done it."
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