Fic That Needs To Exist

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What do you mean there's no abusive mommy kink bdsm porn in MGLN? That's Fate's entire season 1 storyline....Oh, you meant of Nanoha as the mommy.

 

Spoiler: nsfw

I KNOW THAT IS FATE'S ENTIRE SEASON 1 STORYLINE. It is my argument for why we need abusive mommy kink bdsm rp where Nanoha is the mommy. WE WILL HELP OUR WIFE WITH HER TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD. IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.

 

I wish there was more bodyswap fic that shuffled the whole cast around instead of just two people. Not for any particular fandom, just in general. It’s my favorite permutation of the trope and I can’t remember the last time I saw one. (...probably on the Watchmen kinkmeme they had everything back there)

 

The wizards from unseen university playing sburb.

Just imagine the bickering.

 

Doomguy becomes Pope.

 

I think pretty much any Discworld magic users + Sburb would not go well for Sburb at all.

 

Yeah, but most of them would take it somewhat seriously as a threat, even if they broke it harder than rose Lalonde ever thought of.

The wizards would try to turn the genesis frog into pills and feed them to the Bursar.

 

Yeah, they'd break it too (because Ridcully isn't as stupid as he pretends to be), but there'd be numerous Wacky Shenanigans along the way.

Ponder would go into This Is An Amazing Breakthrough For Humanity mode over the time travel and be thwarted/heartbroken by his inability to make use of this because their Hero of Time was the Bursar.

 

I'm hoping this turns out to be canon with Azdaja and Konyyl rather than panquadrantism, but even if it is there could do to be fics about it... Something in which a pair of matesprits flip to moirallegiance, and this is portrayed as an UPGRADE, not a downgrade.

 

There are 10 Elementary/Leverage crossovers on ao3, seven of which are multifandom drabble series, and none of the remaining three are over 3k words ;_;

 

I saw a soulmate AU with an urban legend-esque ritual aspect to finding one's soulmate, and now I want to turn that premise into a creepypasta thing. How many horrible ways could it go wrong?

 

Forget Friends-To-Lovers, I want Friends-To-Losers. They used to be cool, successful, totally on top of the world, but slowly over the course of the story they come to realize that--no, wait, they were losers the entire time. Nevermind.

 

bad ending open sorcery fic
any of the bad endings, really, there's so many and there is only one fic and it's good ending fic with the Phoenix acheivement + BEL/S gets a body on the physical plane ending

 

Spoiler: Mostly putting this in a spoiler due to Dead Dove content, Goblin Slayer related

It kills me so much of GS fanfic is just 'what if more torture porn and Priestess Bad End?' and there is NO AUS OR CANON DIVERGENTS OR ANYTHING, LIKE FUCK.

I just want to see a divergent set based on 'What if a different Greenhorn Party Member survived the slaughter and ended up as Goblin Slayer's perennial ride-or-die party member' and there's nothing for that. Shit, there's not anything for any of these poor idiots, and I just. I want to see stuff around their concept or other characters who got super-fucked over and the ramifications of a crapsack universe where the royals are more obsessed with Demon Slaying, the high level adventurers are more worried about the money, and the goblins are rapidly coalescing into village-wiping armies that's going to kill everyone, and there's nothing for that, and I'm not ready to write it myself, so it's kiiiillling me and I hate it.

 

Spoiler: uh vld nsfw pedophilia, sorta

i really really want a vld Lotor/Pidge fic where they have to fuck because reasons, and the entire thing is just

Spoiler: no really be careful

lotor angsting about how small and young pidge is (who might be 14/15 but, because of development differences in alien biology, looks like they're 10/11 to him) and how disgusting it is that he's doing this and, worse, getting off on it

just. let my trash son hate himself. also just give me ridiculous size kink, because their roughly "canonical" sizes are lotor being almost 7', and pidge possibly as small as under 5'

 

i want all the mythical creatures and fair folk and so on in my superhero fandoms, please. and not just greek mythology, that's actually starting to get boring. horifyingly.

 

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Ok so. Sitting on vibrating things like washing machines is Pleasant. At least it is for my AFAB ass and some others. Not heard data from the AMAB side of things, sadly. But it is Pleasant. So are things like cars and motorcycles. Not like get you off levels but it is certainly noticeable.

June Darby. Getting horny while riding Arcee. Why is she riding Arcee? Where is Jack? Who knows! We are not here for plot really. We are here for horny mom distracted by how hot (and vibrating) the robot bike is.

 

there doesn't seem to be any Celeste fic on ao3

???

 

THERE STILL ISN'T????

i was hoping there'd be at least some after the one time i checked (i was looking for madeline/badeline fic)

 

Spoiler: nsfw kencyrath shit

Jame and Tori fuck. In the dreamscape.

In the keep in the Haunted Lands.

in their parents' bed

It's just sloppy, passionate hellfucking too.

IN THE BED. IN WHICH THEY WERE CONCEIVED. Also where they had that moment together as kids that ended up knocking Tori's ass out and why he wasn't awake for Jame's running away.