Fic That Needs To Exist

Crossover idea: Newly titled and very tired Lord Gendry Baratheon can't summon enough fucks to be surprised that the Stormlords of all people would have a hammer that somehow shoots lightning when he swings it.

Far at sea, a daughter of the wolf encounters a dragon large enough to encircle the world.

 

Does it count as "fic" if I keep wanting to abuse Inspect Element to illustrate Beatrice the Golden's AO3 page? (Her page includes a variety of mystery fandoms, original work, and both "Rokkenjima Massacre RPF" and "Umineko no Naku Koro Ni." Most of it is weird porn. She CNTWs everything and her most-used tag is Femdom.)

 

DO IT

 

Avengers/Deus Ex crossover in which Tony Stark drools over Adam Jensen's augmentations and they get drunk together

 

But consider Tony Stark offering to upgrade Alphonse' armor. He offered to upgrade beanboy's arm and leg and the kid got really offended for some reason, no idea why.

Also Alex Armstrong gets into a flex-off with the Hulk.

...does the Hulk count as a chimera?

 

Next question: can the arc reactor be used like a Philosopher's stone? Can the infinity stones be used like Philosopher's stones? Who holds down Tony and Edward before they can find out the hard way?

 

God Eaters epic length sequel fic. Ash and Kieran being romantic and developing their relationship together and important things like that.

 

A Goblin Emperor fic bunny: So, Cousin Setheris sends his wife a whiny letter he didn't mean to send. (He had previously carefully edited his previous letters because he knew she would not Approve of his abusive behavior.) Wife replies with the equivalent of "STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO FOLLOW" and heads out to Edomee and takes over the raising and care of bitty Maia.

 

The important part of the Snap isn't the snap itself, but the forming of the fingers into a circle right before the snap.

 

I had previously lost almost all my interest in the MCU but now I really want to read this nonexistent fic

 

I was under the impression that the circle for the snapping thing is the one that's on the back of his glove, and he only needs to snap to generate a spark with the material, but that said, I like the finger circle explanation a lot.

 

For Mustang it's definitely the circle drawn on the gloves rather than the finger snapping.

Spoiler

The Elrics make a circle with their arms because they need a physical circle, but the fact that they only need a circle and not a full diagram is because they've seen the Gate. Although I guess that means at the end of the manga/Brotherhood Mustang might not need the gloves either.

Kimblee also forms a circle with his arms, but that's because he has half a diagram on each hand.

 

My image of it is not necessarily chill. The Protags are very unchill. My mental image involves mortal peril and rescuing kids and other people from the Bad Guys as much as it involves fluff. (Revolution now! ...And also fluff.) So, my idea of fluff is pretty close (in tone) to Feather's your blue eyed boys, or maybe This, You Protect. Oh no, now I'm thinking of a crossover between the MCU and God Eaters. Help.

 

A Discord server I'm in just accidentally ficced an entire Ace Attorney fan case from a joke about the CinemaSins announcer as a witness and now I want it to actually exist.