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Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by LadyNighteyes, Jun 19, 2018.

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  1. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Crossover idea: Newly titled and very tired Lord Gendry Baratheon can't summon enough fucks to be surprised that the Stormlords of all people would have a hammer that somehow shoots lightning when he swings it.

    Far at sea, a daughter of the wolf encounters a dragon large enough to encircle the world.
     
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  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Does it count as "fic" if I keep wanting to abuse Inspect Element to illustrate Beatrice the Golden's AO3 page? (Her page includes a variety of mystery fandoms, original work, and both "Rokkenjima Massacre RPF" and "Umineko no Naku Koro Ni." Most of it is weird porn. She CNTWs everything and her most-used tag is Femdom.)
     
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  3. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    DO IT
     
  4. KaidaShade

    KaidaShade Definitely not a horse

    Avengers/Deus Ex crossover in which Tony Stark drools over Adam Jensen's augmentations and they get drunk together
     
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  5. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    avengers/fma crossover in which natasha and riza discuss who's more obnoxious, mustang or stark? while fury and general armstrong have a deeply disturbing hardass-off in the background. which armstrong wins because she has no friends at all.

    fury: the thing about survival of the fittest is, humans are the fittest, and we survive because we're social. treating your subordinates as disposable is a weakness.
    armstrong: at briggs, we eat our dead.
    fury: okay then. i have paperwork to do.

    natasha, with mild nonjudgemental curiosity: do they really?
    riza: nah. she just has a chip on her shoulder because her little brother is the size of a barge.
    natasha: that seems to be a common affliction where you come from.
    riza: you're not wrong.

    bonus points for the monster of the week being unprepared for nat and riza creating a touhou bullet hell before the rest of their respective teams can even get into position. riza's pulling pistols out of every pocket and dropping them when they're empty, nat's somehow swapping clips without a pause in the shooting, and everyone else is just twiddling their thumbs.

    jean havoc: i'm feeling a little useless over here.
    steve rogers: don't interrupt them, they're having fun.
     
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  6. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    But consider Tony Stark offering to upgrade Alphonse' armor. He offered to upgrade beanboy's arm and leg and the kid got really offended for some reason, no idea why.

    Also Alex Armstrong gets into a flex-off with the Hulk.

    ...does the Hulk count as a chimera?
     
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  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    he's not a fusion, but he shapeshifts like a chimera, and has the increased strength and healing factor, so i imagine the alchemists would be really fascinated by what his whole deal is. it's like he fused himself with... himself. crazy!

    dr strange drops in just long enough to make dire pronouncements about alphones soul-bonded-to-armor deal being cosmically Wrong or something. ed sics his dad on him. for all he acts like he's the Ancient Voice of Wisdom, stephen strange is really only as old as he looks. hoenheim doesn't even have to be impolite to crush his ego and send him running for cover. it just kind of happens.
     
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  8. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    Next question: can the arc reactor be used like a Philosopher's stone? Can the infinity stones be used like Philosopher's stones? Who holds down Tony and Edward before they can find out the hard way?
     
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  9. OtherCat

    OtherCat a being of mysterious happenstance

    God Eaters epic length sequel fic. Ash and Kieran being romantic and developing their relationship together and important things like that.
     
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  10. OtherCat

    OtherCat a being of mysterious happenstance

    A Goblin Emperor fic bunny: So, Cousin Setheris sends his wife a whiny letter he didn't mean to send. (He had previously carefully edited his previous letters because he knew she would not Approve of his abusive behavior.) Wife replies with the equivalent of "STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO FOLLOW" and heads out to Edomee and takes over the raising and care of bitty Maia.
     
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  11. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    oh jeez, what if the infinity stones ARE philosophers stones? but on a galactic scale. powered by the destruction of entire star systems. that would a) explain them and b) freak the elrics completely the hell out.
     
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  12. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    The important part of the Snap isn't the snap itself, but the forming of the fingers into a circle right before the snap.
     
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  13. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    I had previously lost almost all my interest in the MCU but now I really want to read this nonexistent fic
     
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  14. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i mean, mustang does his fire generation with a snap, so i'm pretty sure that's canon for fma. if the elrics clapping matters bc of the circle made by their arms, then when mustang generates fire he must be making a circle somewhere, and the logical thing is the circle of his fingers.
     
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  15. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    I was under the impression that the circle for the snapping thing is the one that's on the back of his glove, and he only needs to snap to generate a spark with the material, but that said, I like the finger circle explanation a lot.
     
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  16. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i'm always unsure how obnoxious it is to hop in on people talking about my stuff, but you know me, so you won't take it as too Author Fiat-ish if i say: i get real bored writing fluff, and if i tried to do this, no matter how sincerely i set out to keep it chill, by page 20 there would be Mortal Peril and probably explosions. but if someone else wrote it i would absolutely groove on the chill 100%. :D
     
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  17. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    For Mustang it's definitely the circle drawn on the gloves rather than the finger snapping.
    The Elrics make a circle with their arms because they need a physical circle, but the fact that they only need a circle and not a full diagram is because they've seen the Gate. Although I guess that means at the end of the manga/Brotherhood Mustang might not need the gloves either.

    Kimblee also forms a circle with his arms, but that's because he has half a diagram on each hand.
     
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  18. OtherCat

    OtherCat a being of mysterious happenstance

    My image of it is not necessarily chill. The Protags are very unchill. My mental image involves mortal peril and rescuing kids and other people from the Bad Guys as much as it involves fluff. (Revolution now! ...And also fluff.) So, my idea of fluff is pretty close (in tone) to Feather's your blue eyed boys, or maybe This, You Protect. Oh no, now I'm thinking of a crossover between the MCU and God Eaters. Help.
     
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  19. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i could stand to hear more... :D
     
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  20. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    A Discord server I'm in just accidentally ficced an entire Ace Attorney fan case from a joke about the CinemaSins announcer as a witness and now I want it to actually exist.
     
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