Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

I don't but now I want to.

 

I just saw someone who uses she/him as pronouns. Huh.

 

What is drag race even about, anyway.

 

Do you mean ru pauls show or like, actual drag racing?

 

The first one. But actual racing is really dumb, too.

 

Its like a drag queen competition, basically who can be the most fab/most entertaining. Its kinda like americas next top model but more fun.

 

What do people with jury duty even actually do ive only ever heard it used in sitcoms. Also guess who apparently has jury duty

 

I've had jury duty once, and I enjoyed it. Listening for holes in stories, taking notes, wondering what conclusion we'd come to. Very dry and wall of text at times.

I was really disappointed because they settled it on like the third day, after we hung out in the side room for like two hours waiting! So I used that way to learn how to do sudoku puzzles... I didn't have a smartphone at the time.

 

I have a jury duty questionnaire I'm supposed to fill out on the nightstand next to me but haven't. >.>; In my defense I don't even live in the damn state 80% of the time.

 

Why did I leave my coat at work yesterday? It's too cold outside.

 

I want attention!!

 

-stares at-

(Sorry, I'm going to bed and unable to remain awake enough to give you proper attention. But I thought it would be funny, at least.)

 

I just had a customer who was mean to me about a week ago come in to apologize to me. I'm... really confused. Why would someone do that? Why would someone apologize for something that happened more than a day ago? I've never had someone do that before.

 

*high speed hand flapping plus squeaks occuring* lookit lookit lookit!!!

 

http://digg.com/video/little-girl-meets-robot

Cute!

 

MEN ARE HORRIBLE.

 

... i legitimately immediately thought to make a not all men arguement back what the FUCK has happened to me. I need to reevaluate some things.

Im sorry youre having a bad time ticking nectarine, i hope you feel better soon :(

 

If you had enough hot sauce could you put out a fire with it