Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

Is there anything in it thats flammable. Would it go out like with water.

 

Im talkin like a salsa here. I guess would a pepper sauce or tapatio work as well

 

Salsa isn't hot sauce

 

Its a sauce thats hot tho

 

meh. also-

Women really aren't that great tbh but at least some of them are good, whereas no men are.

 

I mean I object on the grounds that my brother is a cool dude and a good bro

Also hot sauce probably contains sugar so I could see it getting charred? But if you just smothered flames with like a tub of hot sauce it would probably work

 

The recycling trucks are louder than the garbage trucks and it just occurred to me that maybe I it's because the recycling truck does that hoist up, empty, and put down mechanism.

 

today's anxiety-relief strategy:
look around the room, really catalogue all the items in it, especially by size and shape
then start visualizing them being rolled up by a katamari, getting bigger and bigger
ideally with something like this playing in your head:



it's a silly, half-formed idea, but it could actually work

 

I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHY IT'S CALLED ASTROTURFING
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A FAKE GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT

 

@palindromordnilap That's excellent.

More pun-based neologisms in 2k17, please.

 

What is "it"? I thought AstroTurf being fake grass was established, but what do you mean by fake grassroots movement?

 

the tea party in US politics comes to mind as an example. or at least the parts of it that were bankrolled by the Koch brothers, like that bus tour

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

 

Browsing Craigslist during lunch because my dad wants a cat for the mouse problem in our apartment. I'll have to see if the lease says anything about pets because I can't remember if the landlord mentioned if I could have a pet.

 

I'm trying to register for the PTCB for pharmacy and it won't accept my employee ID number. I'm trying to contact my boss but getting through to her is a nightmare for some fucking reason.

 

I've been yelling about this in the Discord chat and at the Tiki Party but I'm really sad and angry that Club Penguin is shutting down and being replaced with something that is much more of a money-grab

 

I am doing chemical reactions, I have circulating blood, why am I so cold?? * puts on a second hoodie *

Edit: the reactions are exothermic! Where is my heat!

 

APPARENTLY shipping the different Robins with each other is incest cause they're all the Batfamily, even though they're all adopted and not blood related? Not to mention the sequential nature of being a sidekick so most of them weren't even living in Wayne Manor at the same time, so they didn't grow up together. And also they are fake comic books and not real.

(To people who aren't Batman fans - yeah, there's more than one Robin. To date there's been 6 main continuity ones. And that's just the tip of the fucking iceberg when it comes to Batman's supporting cast.)

 

"if u ever feel bad abt urself just remember that my ex bf ditched going to homecoming with me to go to a trump rally with his mom"

http://tickingnectarine.tumblr.com/post/159004347004/eyebrowraisings-if-u-ever-feel-bad-abt-urself

 

I want to learn to do some kind of dancing over the next two weeks. It's for a convention. Does anyone have suggestions?