Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

This may be the thing that gets me into wwe

 

So, this is a thing: http://mastodon.social/
I'm @Alix on the mastodon.social instance.

 

In all seriousness, I think Tumblr is listening to my phone calls. What do I do?

 

what evidence do you have of that?

 

Ads on tumblr related to conversations I've had with mom.

 

related to?

 

A tv show mom watches called fi/xer up/per, and the people on it. I'm getting ads involving some conflict between the couple who runs the show, and i really doubt tumblr normally has ads from hg/tv.

(also sorry i'm late, kinda sick and low on Do Things)

 

have you been looking up the show on the internet at all lately?

 

Mom has, I haven't, we use separate computers.

 

I've been getting ads for that show on tumblr mobile for literal weeks and I didn't even know what network the show ran on until now when you said it, if that helps. Ever since I started looking at house ads on my phone.

 

... okay, tumblr might not be listening to my phone calls. maybe.

 

most targeted ads go by ip address, which can be the ip address of the router, iirc.

 

Was That Sound My Cat or a Ghost: Breakfast Edition

probably the cat, though I'm not sure how she could make a very loud, very human-sounding gasp when she was busy eating but that explanation is more palatable. wasn't Mom, she was off in the other room and it was really close.
o_o

 

cats are capable of a surprising number of human-sounding noises

 

My cat is very talented, but sometimes I wish she was slightly less so
I nearly dropped my english muffin and had goosebumps for minutes :l

 

cats are fantastic little monsters

 

Capitalism is bullshit.

 

OH MY GOD the tumblr pornbots are so lidsskhf bad! Nsfwish: http://awkwardtransformersscreencaps.tumblr.com/post/158783643074/end-me
If you can't read the text it says: Since when do porn blogs reblog stuff from your account? It’s weird and almost comedic, but why??????
And the second sentence says: this is comedy gold tbh
I wanted to put this in the transformers thread but wasn't sure it exactly counted, so I put it here instead.

 

okay but that particular "caption" with that particular expression of Whirl's is hilarious

 

Funny enough, back when I used Instagram I put "if you're a spambot looking to sell me porn go away" and it surprisingly worked better than expected