Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

KICKS DOWN THE DOOR

DO WRENCH AND MARCUS PLS

edit: Also I'd love to see Hardison and Sophie from Leverage as Cheesy Romance Leads.

 

It is never cheating to ask me to talk about my boy. :P

"From the tips of his dark hair to the soles of his sturdy boots, Jason was the very picture of a bad boy. The look worked for him and he knew it - you could see it in the depths of his sparkling hazel eyes. It didn't stop you from wanting to get close to him. What would he smell like? Leather from his jacket, of course, and maybe gunpowder and sweat, if he'd been working earlier. You wanted to feel the hard muscles of those thick arms and broad shoulders against your hands, to be pressed against the hard, muscular planes of his chest."

 

I'll start with Wrench and Marcus and come back to Hardison and Sophie in a bit.

Wrench: "The only skin you could see was the tattooed expanse of his arms and the vulnerable stretch of his throat. The mask should have been forbidding, something closing him off from the world, from you, but instead you wanted the privilege of being the one to see what he was hiding. Even with the mask, though, the way he gestured with long, delicate fingers, deft over anything mechanical, was expressive enough that you felt you knew him well anyway."

Marcus: "His smile made your heart stutter in your chest. He was so open and friendly with you, trading jokes and sitting close to you. Sometimes you thought that he had a special smile just for you, that his eyes shone more behind his glasses when he was talking to you than with anyone else, but you weren't sure. He was friendly with everyone, but whenever he looked at you, spoke to you, all you could picture were those expressive smiling lips pressed against yours."

 

:P I'd like to read about Death the romance lead, or maybe Vimes

 

Can I second on Death?

 

Y'all're great, giving me the opportunity to write silliness about a literal skeleton. It also reminded me of this hilarious Vetinari/Death fic which y'all should totally read.

Death: "It was probably unhealthy, this obsession you were nursing. But you couldn't stop yourself even if you wanted to. And why would you want to? The moment his voice rolled across your ears in a way that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike sound, you were lost. You wanted nothing more than to hold his skeletal fingers in your own, to gaze into the depths of his hood for all eternity."

 

Both your description and that fic were delightful

 

*zooms in on sg1 mention*

TEAL'C TEAL'C TEAL'C

and/or my perfect science daughter samantha

 

Bless all y'all. In no particular order, the current queue:
-various tf ocs
-Hardison and Sophie
-TEAL'C, MY FAVE, AND SAM, MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
-Azula

It's well past my bedtime but I will probably hit all these folks up tomorrow.

 

Amazing!!! Such talent!!!!!!!!!

 

SONG IS NSFW

 

I suddenly remembered the time that i made a horrible lunch at pita pit

It was at a college, when i was about to graduate high school, as part of an overnight stay thing. so i had just the college food court to choose from, and i'm diabetic so i sort of have to eat or else i'll crash faster than one would expect lol

This pita was uh... usually when i go for build-your-own things i basically just make a hamburger because i dunno. But this time i chose falafels? Falafels go horribly with mustard and pickles, and whatever else i chose. It was awful but i'd used up my voucher or whatever so i just ate the Worst Pita

Tldr don't.... mess around with flavour profiles i guess?

Edit: fixed a typo

 

the mirrorverse is basically the star trek equivalent of underfell so i'm now wondering what the star trek equivalent of underswap would be

(and yes, i know this is backwards chronologically since star trek came before undertale)

 

Omg, yes. I hardly know where to start with swapping Star Trek folks around... by positions, sure, but who in what positions? :0

 

i think swapping spock and kirk's positions would work well and follow the underswap Way Of Character Swapping (with papyrus and sans swapped, alphys and undyne, you know... significant relationships getting swapped at least 99% of the time). and maybe bones and uhura, going in order of character significance and drawing from the recent movies. chekhov and sulu. those would be the tos basics, anyway. well, there's scotty and rand and chapel, but i start gettting lost around there, people on the enterprise-wise anyway.

 

Apparently I walk in a threatening/intimidating manner. How do I walk more quietly?

 

wear funny slippers at all times

 

i guess .jpg

 

i have the same problem, ive mostly curbed it by taking smaller strides and focusing more weight on the tips of my toes. takes longer to get anywhere, but i get a lot less comments. of course the best thing you can do is tell people to fuck off and just walk like whatever makes you most comfortable but i know thats sadly not the most practical answer