Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

Insensitive dark comedy thoughts that won't go away

Spoiler

On a scale from Hitachiin to Ootori how's ur anime incest

Edit: everyone who got both my drifts and still thought this was funny is a friend to me

 

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Film noir script as written by a predictive text generator.



(transcript + more predictive text things can be found at the source)

 

i want to do a dramatic reading of this
and I also want to actually perform this

 

Ok I kinda wanna see this done. You could make the most amazingly surreal thing out of it.

 

Hold on, I'm recording me reading this as soon as I finish laughing my ass off

 

Okay but 'I'm not crazy about your breath. Smells of blood.' is actually a genuinely kind of fantastic line

 

My favorite is probably "marlowe uncorks a terrific left fist against the wall of his face"
anyway, I am uploading my shitty reading to Dropbox

 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/akz6xeq7qrny68s/SpadesNoir.wav?dl=0
ignore my shitty microphone, stuttering, and trying not to laugh

 

SOMEONE WITH SKILLS PLEASE ANIMATE IT

 

(GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE jamie brewster massively overrepresents the role computer generation plays in his work, when you have 12-20 words to pick from you can do essentially what you want, the computer is a cowriter at best)

THE STUFF HE PRODUCES IS STILL HILARIOUS THOUGH

 

I'm extremely tempted

 

i can provide voice-overs and voices if you animate it :o

 

there's a second page

 

I am graduating with a BFA in a week so all projects are pretty much on hold till that's done, I'll see if it still feels extremely tempting after then

 

Ah, good luck!

 

-Cheerleads amber on-

 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/97nngzr5wkdsr5m/SpadesNoir2.wav?dl=0
my dramatic reading of the second issue of Spades Noir

 

that dark ambulance is p eldritch. Howd it get in the room
I mean i could see the small limousine, maybe its super small

Also with a name like Spades Noir i just immediately go to homestuck. Is spades slick the protagonist here

Edit: also i love the friggin, camera dollies ahead of spade and makes a careless gesture that he grunts at
"fuck off with your bullshit, camera, jfc"