Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

I wish i was a reindeer

 

the post not blocked was the joke.

 

Was in target when the power went out. Heard some kid yell “where are you?!”, and then an adult yelled back “I’m right here!!” Kids are the best.

 

Thank you for explaining that. Now that I understand, it's fucking hilarious.

 

Oooooh

It took me a few seconds even with the explanation. Fuckin meta jokes.

 

Spoiler

fuckin meta jokes indeed.

 

that was absolutely punintentional ::3

 

My brother is going to Portland tomorrow and he’s going to voodoo doughnuts... I’ve already made a list of what I want, I am fuckin dying of anticipation.

 

These are... yeah these are pretty standard weird bird names. There are definitely a few I couldn't pick out if you tossed them into a list of birds I was unfamiliar with.

 

Birds are great and humans are great at naming them

 

i never realized that hay bales are literally rolled up hay. high fiber giant fruit by the foot.
what the shit.

 

don't you mean

what the hay

 

Hay now, this isn’t the puns thread.

 

relax, it's nothing baleful, i'm just horsing around

 

what are you, a neighsayer?

 

Reading a book where a woman is described as a good friend to another woman, only to me it’s an obvious one sided crush. Maybe I’m just projecting?

 

there are A Lot of those

 

There's blood n idk a mild gore thing