Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

fuck grass

 

That stupid Shallows movie has me so fucking angry.
We had just started to recover from Jaws, you dickholes.

 

It's fireworks season in the US and my dog HATES them. I found an article about how to wrap a dog with an ace bandage to reduce anxiety, tho! https://phoebestails.com/2014/07/04/how-to-calm-your-dog-with-an-ace-bandage/

 

Ice levels

Underwater levels

Which are worse?

 

if there's an oxygen meter, underwater is worse

 

Depends on the physics. If the ice is frictionless, fuck that noise.

 

OH YOU MEAN VIDEO GAME LEVELS.

For some reason my brain refused to parse that as anything but the tool until now, leaving me wondering a) why would you need a level underwater and b) why and how would someone make a level out of ice?

 

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/4th_of_july_dog

 

#relevant
(my dog is under the blankets lying on my feet right now)

 

my bro got kicked out of his place of living today, so now we share a room. here's my new space. it's surprisingly comfortable and soothing:

 

Is that a feline you are also sharing living space with?

 

yes her name is bombi and she is a sweet lil old lady (dont worry there's more to the room for her to wander around past those shelves, that's just my bro's side now. he has a lot of shit and needs more room than i do).

 

I was telling the skype chats this a couple days ago, but i think you all deserve to know it too:

[7/8/2016 6:59:46 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: oh oh oh also
[7/8/2016 6:59:50 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: a dumb thing
[7/8/2016 7:00:11 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: so i visited the field museum with my dad today
[7/8/2016 7:00:40 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: and they've got an traveling exhibit on the Qin and the terracotta warriors there today
[7/8/2016 7:00:48 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: and one of the artifacts they had
[7/8/2016 7:00:55 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: was a sword blade
[7/8/2016 7:01:58 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: that had been chromed
[7/8/2016 7:02:09 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: which was notable for three reasons
[7/8/2016 7:02:20 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: one - it preserved the sword
[7/8/2016 7:02:36 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: so you could literally pick it up, slap a new hilt on and use the thing
[7/8/2016 7:02:57 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: two - nobody knows how the fuck they did it
[7/8/2016 7:03:30 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: modern chrome plating wasn't developed until like the 19th-20th century, apparently
[7/8/2016 7:03:45 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: and three
[7/8/2016 7:03:52 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: combined with the warriors
[7/8/2016 7:03:58 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: and the bronze horses
[7/8/2016 7:04:00 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: and all
[7/8/2016 7:04:10 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: means that the first emperor of the Qin
[7/8/2016 7:04:21 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: technically did ride eternal, shiny and chrome
[7/8/2016 7:04:27 PM] Nick: WOW
[7/8/2016 7:04:39 PM] *** Nick blocks u ***

 

what if time travelling die hard mad max fan.

 

my favorite part is that wiwaxia thought it was necessary to keep my response

 

did you know that someone on tumblr took the comic dilbert and replaced all the dialogue with dril quotes

 

that's amazing

 

Chatbot, meet Chatbot.