Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

Behold

 

Oh this seems cursed just from that thumbnail

Eta 3 minutes of trailer??? That's too much trailer

 

Oh my god the thumbnail changed

Eta
Original thumbnail

 

But it's not improved

 

Showed this to my husband. His reaction?
"God, no. I can't look at that. Take it away, it's put my nipples in instant agony".

 

I dont know what that *means* but god of it isn't funny

 

Spoiler: Marvel Endgame

Watched Endgame in my friend's house in regular philippine ass summer weather while eating pizza
We just pointed at the screen and talked during the movie and sat against a hard wall crammed in one bed for more than 3 hours
I feel sweaty and oily

Optimal movie watching experience for this kind of movie

 

Welp. I accidentally drank some milk with an expiration date of April 24 this morning. :^l

 

If it hadn't started to curdle or anything, it should be okay, at least.

 

on the plus side, if the milk wasn't actually off, and the container was closed it might still have been good. expiration dates aren't solid like that.

 

True, but it tasted kinda funny so I’m wary.

 

I'm not sure if hedgehog teeth would improve the experience though....

 

Trying to figure out what your face shape is by looking in the mirror is impossible with face blindness. I’m looking at pictures of women and I feel like I look like all of them. I just want a different hair style. :/

 

i've seen a trick that was basically 'look in the mirror, use lipstick to outline your face roughly, then check what the outline looks like'

would that be helpful to you?

 

I think it’s an oval? I don’t have any lipstick unfortunately.

 

I have a trick for this, actually. Face shapes are for the most part based on the proportion of the forehead to the jaw and the shape of the jawline. An oval shaped face has a forehead that is just slightly wider than the jawline. A round face has a soft jaw but approximately equal forehead and jaw. A square face has a strong jaw and is approximately equal between jaw and forehead. A heart shaped face has a jaw that is noticeabley less wide than the forehead and a gentler jaw. A diamond face has about equal jaw and forehead but prominent cheekbones. A pear shaped face has a wider jaw than forehead.

Eta because I didn't finish my thoughts; so if you take a photo directly head on looking into a camera lens, you should be able to measure your forehead and jawline (most easily measured across the mouth) and determine your face shape that way.

 

Is anime hair just... 80's hair? I cracked the code.